milkman has a milk crate filled with bottles of White Russians.
When the bottles are almost empty, Gina assembles the four men so they surround Allie on all sides and grind against her. Allie finds herself particularly attracted to the fireman and pushes him away from the group by his chest into a corner. She feels down the ripples of his body and then into his codpiece. I'm only looking for miniature baked goods. I'm only looking for miniature baked goods, she says to herself. Allie frowns and pulls away. No baked goods but plenty of fire hose. Hot, thick fire hose. Bigger than her fiance Nick's, she notices. Tempting. She averts her eyes from his sexy smirk.
Suddenly, Gina the perpetual devil on Allie's shoulder is beside her, shouting into her ear. “ You'll never have this chance again!”
“I know but...fine, whatever. But only because you made me,” Allie says.
She squirms and plays with his penis to the beat of the music, feels it lengthen and stiffen in her hand. She considers it her farewell waltz with strange penises. Something to file away and fantasize about from time to time, she thinks before kissing the fireman on the cheek.
“I'm engaged!” She proclaims. She feels very guilty about playing with him but feels a little better when she sees the activity on the couch. April, who is married and has two kids is giving the milkman the blow job of his life. One of the priests reaches down April's shirt as she strokes his hard cock.
“I've always admired her ability to multitask,” Gina says to Allie. Gina then snaps a picture of the scene. Shit. A camera. Allie's stomach sinks.
“You didn't take a picture of me searching for muffins, did you?” Allie asks. Gina flashes a smile, then kisses Allie on the cheek. “Let me see it!” Allie demands. Gina moves the camera away just in time to avoid Allie's swipe.
“ You worry too much!” Gina says before slapping a priest or the milkman on the ass- Allie can't tell them apart anymore.
“You have to erase it. Tell me you'll erase it,” Allie says. “You know how jealous Nick gets!”
“Hold that look!” Gina snaps a picture of Allie's wide eyed and incredulous face. She turns to snap another photo of the growing tangle of bodies and limbs on the couch. “So funny!” she shouts.
Okay so maybe this is payback for what happened freshman year. But just because she took the picture doesn't mean she's going to show it to Nick. She just wants to see me sweat. Right?
Allie finds a chair away from the commotion- a serious, high backed leather piece that seems like a good one in which to rationalize away her fears. Even if Nick finds out, was what she did really that bad? It was only a few tugs on a stripper's cock- nothing more. Urologists probably did more than that when greeting their patients. She hadn't gotten much- if any pleasure out of it- only guilt.
Yes, her party is turning into a orgy but from here on, Allie vows to be on her best behavior, which means no more drinking. And the penis touching? That was her playing the role of concerned den mother by making sure that the stripper's cock was safe and sturdy and wouldn't snap in the line of duty. Splinters from a broken penis are the worst.
Yes. Even if Nick finds out, I can explain myself. I can make him understand. Oh god, I hope I can make him understand.
Gina approaches Allie with a drink. “There you are! Why are you stewing here all by yourself? This is supposed to be your party!”
“I don't trust you not to show Nick that picture and tell him about tonight!” Allie says. “I'm sorry, I just don't.”
Gina leans in, wraps her arm around Allie's shoulder and whispers into her ear. “ I wouldn't either ,” she says. “But 'cmon, let's go! It's a party!”
Nick
Allie is astonished that Nick is still awake. He had just sat through all 173 minutes of Beaucoup De Petites