collection, how could you lose it?â
There was a long silence.
âOkay, now that I think about it, I believe it
was
here yesterday.â
More silence.
âMaybe he . . .â Miles frowned. âI went to the bathroom right before I heard the noise. This son of a bitch must have snuck in here and taken it off the wall while I was in the toilet.â
Denkerberg took some notes, then looked up. âMy experience tells me that thieves look for four things. In descending order: cash, guns, jewelry, electronics.â
Milesâs jaw clenched.
âYouâre the author of all these famous crime novelsâI assume part of what you do requires you to be able to put yourself in the mind of a criminal?â
âSo?â
Denkerberg gave him a hard look. âSo imagine that youâre a sneak thief, a common burglar. Probably stealing to pay for your next drug hit. You come into the house, I donât know, through a window or something. You walk into this room. Whatâs the first thing you grab?â
Miles didnât say anything.
The detective pointed at a beautiful double-barreled shotgun hanging over Milesâs desk. âIâm not a burglar, I admit. But nevertheless my eye is drawn to that, Mr. Dane. Tell me about it.â
âItâs a Purdy. A twenty-gauge English best gun.â
â
Best
gun?â
âThatâs the terminology they use in the English gun trade to describe the highest quality custom-made shotguns.â
Denkerberg strolled over to it. âBoy, thatâs a pretty thing. Look at the detail in that little hunting scene engraved on the side. Pheasants flying through the air and such.â She leaned closer. âMy heavens, that sure looks like gold inlay, too.â
âItâs gold, yes.â
Denkerberg wrinkled her nose. âWhatâs a gun like this worth?â
âSeventy, eighty grand,â Miles said softly.
âMy heavens!â she said again. Sister Herman Marieâs favorite expletive, as I recall. Denkerberg turned to Miles. âOkay, letâs try this again. Youâre an imaginary crook, looking to make a quick score. You walk into this room. Do you grab the eighty-thousand-dollar gold-inlaid shotgun? Or the black stick?â
Miles shrugged. âLook. I got up to go to the bathroom a couple times. Letâs say the perp sneaks in here at three in the morning while Iâm in the john. Naturally, that time of night, he thinks everybodyâs in bedâuntil he hears the toilet flush. So he goes,
Oh, shit! Thereâs somebody in here! What am I gonna do?
Heâs frantic, heâs in a rush, no time to think, he just reaches out and grabs the closest weapon to his hand and runs out the door.â
âHm.â Denkerberg squinted skeptically. I could see she didnât buy it. I wasnât sure I did either. âAlright, Mr. Dane, I know this is unpleasant, but could you tell me about discovering your wife? What happened then?â
Miles slumped backward into the soft cushions. His eyes slowly closed. âI donât know,â he said finally, his voice coming out in a hoarse whisper. âMy legs just got all weak, and I couldnât stand up.â
âDid you touch your wife?â
âNo.â
âYou didnât check her vital signs?â
Milesâs eyes opened. âCheck her
vital
signs! Jesus! Have a heart, lady. She was dead as a doornail. Any fool could see that. Youâve seen her! My God! I couldnât touch her when she was that way!â
âEasy, easy,â I said softly.
âAnd how long did you sit there, Mr. Dane?â
He shrugged.
âMr. Dane.â
âHow should I know? Five minutes?â
âYou had no urge to pursue the murderer?â
âI already told you. He was gone by then.â
Denkerberg nodded. She jotted down some more notes, stubbed out her Tiparillo. âCan you think of anyone who would want to