They go head to head with Gordon Snowberry, Jr., here.â
âGod help them,â Snowberry said.
â Weâre the best Air Corps in the world,â Piacenti said. âArenât we?â
âYeah,â Lewis said. âListen, you fire eaters. Iâm not taking on Bean without help, next time. You and you are going to help me.â He pointed at Snowberry and Bryant.
âCome on, you guys,â Bean said.
Lewis tucked in his shirt. A cup handle hung from his belt loop. âMy old football coach used to tell the defense, âBoys, I want you to show up in groups of two or more and arrive in a bad humor.ââ
âYouâre not funny, Lewis,â Bean said. âI hope you know that.â
âI appreciate the thought,â Lewis said.
After he left, Bean stood amid the crockery uncertainly, as if it had been his fault. He was an affable and quiet boy who closed his eyes when chewing his food, and Bryant liked him generally.
âDonât worry, Bean,â he said. âHeâll find someone else.â He joined the rest of the crew, though, in being more or less satisfied that the abuse was centered mostly on Bean.
Snowberry said, âThe thing about Lewis thatâs hard to keep in mind is that he doesnât have any good points.â
âI know heâs just kidding,â Bean said. He seemed to doubt it.
At mess Bryant suggested to Lewis he lay off.
Lewis opened his mouth and displayed some masticated food and then looked away. Bryant felt that heâd disappointed him.
âWhatâre you going to tell me?â Lewis asked. ââDislike May Split a Crewâ?â It sounded harsher than Bryant would have liked, and he turned away, embarrassed. That had been pretty much what he had been planning to say.
âYou think thatâs stupid?â he eventually said, trying to sound assertive. Lewis was on his second tour and the rest of the crew regarded that amount of experience and the decision to reenlist with nearly equal awe.
âHeâs not any good,â Lewis said. âHeâs helpless as a gunner and as a radio op he couldnât pick up the BBC.â
âHeâll be all right,â Bryant suggested.
âLook,â Lewis said. âIâm flying with him. I canât teach him his job. I can teach him heâs not all he should be.â
âThatâs a nice thing to teach someone,â Bryant said.
âI like to do it,â Lewis said. âMy pleasure.â
Bryant felt chilled. He saw himself as no more competent than Bean was.
âRemember the kid from Idaho?â Lewis said. âNavigator? They figure now he thought he had the plane over the North Sea, by his figuring. Told the pilot to get down under the cloud, if he could, to look around. Only they were over Wales. Mountains.â
âHe got mixed up,â Bryant said.
âYes he did,â Lewis said. âAnatomically.â
Bryant ate, intimidated.
âLet me tell you something,â Lewis said. âWe donât have mistakes on Paper Doll. I donât allow them. I personally donât allow them. If Gabriel wonât make a thing about this, I will. You make a mistake, itâs your ass on a stick, and Iâll put it there. And you look like you make plenty of mistakes.â He turned his head, and Bryant after a pause stuck out his tongue. âWe make a mistake, weâre dead. You make a mistake, weâre dead. Bean makes a mistake, weâre dead. Ten people. You figure it out. Keep that in mind. There are no excuses. Some Nazi flies up our ass because Iâm daydreaming in the tail, Iâm going to get on the interphone and go, âMy goofâ?â
Bryant had a headache, around the eyes. It seemed his training every step of the way, from high school all the way to England, had been inept and incomplete. His number one goal in high school had been to avoid