get it off their chest, and sometimes you gotta beat the piñata to get the candy. Every person holds their knowledge behind a combination lock, and in eight years of this shit, I have yet to meet a combo that doesnât consist of some mix of fear, trust and greed.
T HE DOWNSTAIRS BUZZER goes off before I can get my place anywhere close to clean. The kitchen is strewn with evidence of last nightâs culinary fiascoâÂa âMexican casseroleâ I whipped up after paying the babysitter, which Sadie correctly diagnosed as nothing but salsa, canned beans and cheddar poured over corn tortillas and microwaved.
âItâs so bad that youâre not even eating it!â the little empress said, noting my untouched plate. I just shrugged, didnât explain that the smell of trash-Âsoaked flesh was still in my nose, on my jacket and gloves.
I buzz in my prospective client, then race to my room, rip off an ancient Rolling Stones T-Âshirt and slap on a wrinkled blue button-Âdown. In the living room, Sadie is on the couch, swimming in one of my old wifebeaters, reading a library book and drinking instant hot cocoa. I should probably be more concerned about her sugar intake.
âSadie, could you read in your room? Iâm sorry, but Iâm gonna have a meeting in the kitchen.â
âOkay,â she says, popping up. âHow long? Are you working tonight?â
âI donât think so,â I say, straightening my collar. âNo open cases. Weâll watch a movie or something, alright? Your pick.â
âOkay,â she says, ducking into her room: a section of the living room I paid someone to wall off a few years ago. Sheâs got enough room for a twin mattress and a dresser, thatâs about it, but she probably wonât mind for a Âcouple more years at least.
A firm knock on the door. My guest scaled those steps pretty damn fast. I quickly assess the apartment as a prospective client might: the mess in the kitchen, clothes coating the carpeted living room floor, Sadieâs schoolwork all over the dinner table. If she wants unprofessional, sheâs come to the right place.
I begin my apology before the door is even open.
âIâm sorry about the mess. Fridays are cleaning day, I swear we have a systemâÂâ
My sheepish grin freezes as I pull the door back to reveal a jarringly beautiful woman. Iâm rendered momentarily speechless as I drink her in. Just south of six feetâÂabout two inches taller than me. Auburn hair trimmed to a length that only truly beautiful women can pull off. Wide green eyes, flawless, sharp cheeks. A body with the gentle hills and valleys of a rolling Scottish countryside, evident beneath a tight black turtleneck. Sheâs wearing black leather gloves and red silk pants that hug a breathtaking pair of hips. Her rigid expression reveals nothing more than the fact that sheâs likely impervious to stupid flirtation, so donât even try, hotshot.
âFrank Lamb?â she says, her low voice immediately recognizable as the one I heard on the phone.
âThatâs what it says on the buzzer.â Jesus, Frank. Stupid, stupid. âPlease come in. You donât have a coat?â
She ignores the question. I beckon her to the dinner table and bid her to sit down in the most comfortable chair I own: a plush art deco number that Sadie and I found on 5th Street. She sits stiffly upright as I sweep Sadieâs math homework to the side. Thereâs something almost robotic about this woman. If she notices the mess, sheâs doing a great job of hiding it.
âHi.â Sadie has come out of her room to size up our visitor.
âSadie.â I turn and force some oomph into my voice. âI asked you to stay in your room and read until weâre done.â
âItâs okay, she doesnât mind, right?â Sadie beams a grin at our guest, the one that usually charms any woman