not.â
âNot everyone agrees with that conclusion.â
âThe boys at the Rose Center say itâs a rotten littleââ
âIce ball, I know. But the International Astronomical Unionââ
âAs youâre aware, Adam, the Rose Center is the countryâs premier planetarium. Absolutely state-of-the-art. From now on, itâs the standard by which we measure ourselves.â
âFrank, with all due respect, thereâs no way we can compete with the Rose, or anywhere else, on the budget of pretzels you give me. Since when is science the boardâs business? Youâre supposed to watch the purse strings. Thatâs all.â
He folds his arms and speaks to me as if to a child. âAdam, weâve been mandated, by the Dallman family, to oversee the health of this operation. And in the boardâs estimation, we need to be perceived as a crack educational facility. If the nationâs state-of-the-art planetarium says Plutoâs a bit of space trash, a snotty little rag God blew his nose onââ
âMore like the ice in his scotch.â
ââthen thatâs the way itâs going to be.â
I understand that this is just a minor annoyance for Frank. But I know my audiences. Like children with their bedtime stories, planetarium visitors insist on familiarity and repetition. They need to believe that their universe is steady.
âFrank, correct me if Iâm wrong,â I say. âLast week you told me our priority was entertaining folks, even if it meant cutting back on the hard science. Keeping them happyââ
âRight.â
âBelieve me, then, whatâll keep them happy is the comfort of knowing that their parents and teachers told them the truth.â
âWe need to be taken seriously, Adam. Our profits depend on it.â In its oak frame, the Andromeda Galaxy swirls behind his left shoulder. Dear Andromeda, chained to the rock of economic forecasts. âWeâre going to try one last Sunday ad in the Morning News this year, quarter page, trumpeting our cutting-edge visionâand our special half-price midweek shows.â
âI see. So, on the one hand, weâre supposed to be a circus, and on the other, the National Science Foundation.â
âYou got it.â
âYouâre asking the impossible.â
âAnd youâre just the man to do it!â He pats my arm. He wasnât on the board when I was hired. Iâm not the person he would have tapped for the job. Before leaving, Bowers heard rumors, which he happily passed on to me: Frank has confided to his colleagues that he finds me an âodd duck,â a âdamn loner.â
âIâve got kids in there,â I say. âI shouldnât keep them waiting any longer.â
âAnyway, whatâs the problem, Adam? Just change your show a little. Itâs not the end of the world.â
âIâm fond of Pluto.â
âForget it. Itâs an outcast.â
âExactly.â
âTell me.â He grasps me by the elbow and pulls me close: a stiff, fatherly gesture. A curious mix of intimacy and power. I know whatâs coming. He likes to be the wise old sage, and often gives me advice in the name of professional solidarity. This forced bonhomie must be a ritual lawyers practice to keep from killing each other. âWouldnât you be less ⦠exercised by these matters if you had a family at home?â Frank says. âSomeone to spend time with, take your mind off work? I mean, I love work. I put in twelve, sometimes thirteen hours a day, but when Iâm done, Iâm done , you get me? Shoes off, stiff drink. Wife purring beside me. See what I mean?â
âThanks for your concern, Frank. Itâs much appreciated. But I manage.â I think, How does God do it? All alone; bedeviled by petty demons; all those burned-out suns to replace.
âAll right. Itâs just that