to United Nations stewardship, then the U.N. Secretary-general will swear in Scheiermann by proxy. Sure you want to miss all the hoopla?â
I hadnât exactly liked Scheiermannâs version of Hearts and Flowers. âDeedsâll get done without my help. Letâs suit-up ân truck for home.â
It looked like heâd taken me at my word by tapping the off switch, but didnât budge. He just sat there stroking his stubbled chin, stewing about something, which Iâve learned can be a bad sign. Then without a word, he reenergized the holotank, switched inputs and diddled with the view selector until the lowermost section of the Olympus Rupes escarpment swelled to fill the display. The way station is way too close to the volcano for the roof camera to pick up more than a tiny slice of a piece of a smidgen of the monsterâs soaring curtain wall. We had inspected the downfall stretch of pipeline earlier that morning, using what my partner calls âthe Schmidt-Cassegrain reflectorâ that gets swapped around between the enclaveâs half-dozen crawlers. Magnified in the telescope, the visible pipe string way high up is a faint thread that dives down at you after it comes over the scarpâs beetling brow. The aqueduct, our lifeline, carries a steady dribble down from the volcanoâs middle heights, the enclaveâs one and only source of water.
âSomeday,â vowed Jesperson, âIâll climb that mother. I swear I will!â
âBe a cinch,â I encouraged, âonce you sprout wings.â
He took no offense; weâd had the same meaningless conversation a dozen times in the past. My zinger rolled off his back like a Ping-Pong ball.
âI mean it!â he insisted, studying the holotank intently as if willpower alone would make Big Olyâs gawdawful escarpment do some kind of change. He did mean it, but it was the ex-mountain climber in him doing the brave talking, not what any bo with a smidgen of common sense would say. Most experts peg the humongous volcano as dormant; others subscribe to the notion that itâs been stone cold dead one full day longer than forever. Either way, except for minor burps and a now-and-then shiver shake, Big Oly hasnât done any kind of major turn for thousands or maybe millions or billions of E-years.
The lowermost stretch of the escarpmentâs three-D image reared in the holotank like a colorized clip from some grainy old black-and-white King Kong movie â vertical, rugged bulwarks and furled ropes of lava drip that had serpentined down from the heights in ages past. In literally any number of places, the Olympus Rupes escarpment soars six kilometers above a layered crust the monsterâs tremendous weight has actually depressed some. High as it is, the scarp itself is only the first baby step in a truly awesome rise. All told, from its base on the Tharsis highlands to the caldera up on the edge of space Jesperson insists on calling the mesosphere, Olympus Mons is roughly three times the height of Mt. Everest.
After a long, thoughtful silence, my partner said, âI wonât need wings, Barney.â
My astute observation was, âUh-huh.â
During my first weeks as his assigned work-partner, I thought Iâd gotten to know the man backward, forward and upside down, at least to the point of developing a genuine urge to kill the ornery sonuvabitch. Then I started to catch on, to begin figuring out what Jesperson was all about. In a dozen different ways, heâs one helluva puzzling puzzle to try to unravel until you learn he always speaks his mind, and always minds what heâs about to say before he speaks. At heart, my partnerâs a moody, bad-tempered, overeducated, Marsrat as lean and UV-irradiated and parchment dry as every other bo stuck in this frozen, rust-colored dustball. His conversation, what little there is of it, tends to be laced with acid.
I gradually found out that