throat. âHeâs quoting Oscar Wilde, sir.â
Matthew glanced over at him, his dark eyes suddenly wide. âAre you a devotee of Oscar Wilde?â
âHeâs a good writer,â James said coldly. âThere are a lot of good writers. I read rather a lot,â he added, making it clear that he was certain Matthew did not.
âGentlemen,â Ragnor Fell put in, his voice a dagger. âIf you could tear yourselves away from your fascinating literary conversation for a moment and listen to one of the instructors in the establishment where you have supposedly come to learn? I have a letter here about Christopher Lightwood and the unfortunate incident that caused the Clave such concern.â
âYes, that was a very unfortunate accident,â said Matthew, nodding earnestly as if he was sure of Ragnorâs sympathy.
âAnd that was not the word I used, Mr. Fairchild, as I am sure you are aware. The letter says that you have volunteered to take full responsibility for Mr. Lightwood, and that you solemnly promise to keep any and all potential explosives out of his reach for the duration of his time at the Academy.â
James looked from the warlock to Matthew to Christopher, who was regarding a tree with dreamy benevolence. In desperation, he looked to Thomas.
Explosives? he mouthed.
âDonât ask,â said Thomas. âPlease.â
Thomas was older than James and Christopher, but much smaller. Aunt Sophie had kept him at home an extra year because he was sickly. He did not look sickly now, but he was still rather undersized. His tan, combined with his brown hair and brown eyes and his short stature, made him look like a small, worried horse chestnut. James found himself wanting to pat Thomas on the head.
Matthew patted Thomas on the head.
âMr. Fell,â he said. âThomas. Christopher. Jamie.â
âJames,â James corrected.
âDo not worry,â Matthew said with immense confidence. âI mean, certainly, worry that we are trapped in an arid warrior culture with no appreciation for the truly important things in life. But do not worry about things exploding, because I will not permit anything to explode.â
âThat was all you needed to say,â Ragnor Fell told him. âAnd you could have said it in far fewer words.â
He walked off, in a swirl of green skin and bad temper.
âHe was green!â Thomas whispered.
âReally,â said Matthew, very dry.
âOh, really?â asked Christopher brightly. âI didnât notice.â
Thomas gazed sadly at Christopher. Matthew ignored him superbly. âI rather liked the unique hue of our teacher. It reminded me of the green carnations that Oscar Wildeâs followers wear to imitate him. He had one of the actors in, um, a play of his wear a green carnation onstage.â
âIt was Lady Windermereâs Fan ,â James said.
Matthew was clearly showing off, trying to sound superior and special, and James had no time for it.
Matthew turned The Smile on him. James was unsurprised to find he was immune to its deadly effects.
âYes,â he said. âOf course. Jamie, I can see that as a fellow admirer of Oscar Wildeââ
âUh,â said a voice to Jamesâs left. âYou new boys have barely been here five minutes, and all you can find to talk about is some mundane who got sent to prison for indecency?â
âSo you know Oscar Wilde too, Alastair?â Matthew asked.
James looked up at the taller, older boy. He had light hair but dark brows, strongly marked, like very judgmental black brushstrokes.
So this was Alastair Carstairs, the brother of Lucieâs best friend, whom Father hoped James would make friends with. James had pictured someone more friendly, more like Cordelia herself.
Perhaps Alastair would be more friendly if he did not associate James with snotty Matthew.
âI know of many mundane criminals,â