trouble.
The hinges squeaked. The door was opening.
The fire was still burning. I did the only thing I could think of doing. Not quite âstop, drop and rollâ but close enough.
I sat on it. The fire went out with a little puff and a whistling sound.
Someone said, âHello?â
I looked up. This girl with long black hair was standing there looking down at me.
She had the brownest eyes Iâd ever seen. She scrunched them up as if to say, âWhat are you doing?â (Or maybe she was asking, âWhy is there smoke coming out your pants?â) I put my hands up like âI donât know.â I must have looked ridiculous. She shook her head. Then she kind of smiled.
I tried to smile back, but you wouldnât believe how hot that chewy caramel filling suddenly was. I started to worry I was doing serious damage to myself. Some day I wanted to have children.
âIs something the matter?â she said.
âNo. Um...Itâs just...,â I said.
This loud voice from inside the house went, âWhatâs burning? Is something burning, Bebi?â The guy had a really thick accent.
I looked at her, all panicky, and shook my head. I whispered, âNo! No!â
I could see the girl wasnât sure if she should help me or not, but I mouthed the word
Pleeeease
in the most pathetic way I could. She pretended to look mad at me for a second, but then she said, âNo, Dad, itâs nothing.â
That didnât stop him from coming to take a look for himself. He obviously wasnât too impressed to find me sitting on the porch like that. I would have stood up, but I didnât know what kind of mess Iâd leave behind.
âI smell something,â her father said.
The girl shrugged and shook her head like she had no idea what he was talking about.
âI donât,â she said. Then she looked at me. âDo you?â
I shook my head tooâbut just gently. I was trying to keep myself out of the boilingcaramel as best I could. Any movement at all was proving painful.
Her dad looked back and forth between the two of us. He clearly thought we were up to something. He started talking to her in a language I didnât recognize.
âDad!â she said. âYouâre wrong. Heâs in science camp with me! Heâs one of the kids on the team.â
Her father said something else. She sighed and went, âBecause he came a long way, thatâs why! Heâs tired. Right...um, Donald?â
I figured that was me. I nodded.
âYeah,â I said, âitâs been a long day.â That much was true.
Her father tilted his head and looked at her with one eye. She didnât even blink. He shook his finger at her and then said something. She went, âDa-ad! Youâre so suspicious. Like itâs a crime to sit on someoneâs porch!â
He went into the house. She got this embarrassed look on her face and said, âSorry about that.â
I couldnât believe it. She was apologizing to
me
? It was almost funny.
I said, âNo. No. Iâm the one who should be sorry.â
She was already closing the door. She said, âI better go,â and then in a louder voice so her father could hear, âIâll find that book and bring it for you tomorrow, Donald.â
I hoped she meant it. For a second, I almost forgot I wasnât in science camp with her. I really wanted to see her again.
The door clicked shut. She peeked out the window and gave one of those little twiddly waves with her fingers.
I stood up. The chocolate barâor at least what was left of itâhad started to harden. These gross gooey strings of dirty brown caramel went from the porch to the back of my pants. I could just imagine what it looked like. (Bebi probably had never heard of stunt poo.) I backed down the stairsâ and all the way across the street.
Richard was laughing so hard itsounded like he was having an asthma attack.
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