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to stop himself, felt his balls contract. His final thread of control snapped in an instant. He came. And came. His sac emptied. He thought he'd turn inside out until his heart seemed to lodge deep inside Roni. Oh, yeah, he was in love.
    Dammit. He was in trouble.
    Roni sat in the overstuffed chair and chewed on a manicured nail. “I fucked up. I had the best sex of my life last night with a human.” The nail broke. She stared at it stupidly, still grinning about their night rolling around on the grass tangled together. Yes, with a human. “Fuck, Dad is going to shit a brick."
    She smiled at the thought, considering the brick would be bigger than her father, but he stood a good chance of throwing it at her. Roni frowned. Her dad might be tiny but he had the arm of a major leaguer and the temper of a Tasmanian Devil.
    "What does a girl do with no place to turn?” She picked up the vid keyboard and punched up her mother's URL. “Hello? Mom?"
    Her mother's face on the screen winked with amusement. “What have you done, my darling?"
    Chagrin mixed with a sigh. “Damn, Mom. Are you psychic or something? What makes you think anything is wrong?"
    The bottom of a mug covered the camera's view for an instant before her mother's face reappeared. Katriena didn't function without her ubiquitous coffee. “I'm a mother, and you're calling me at dawn."
    Roni backpedaled and wondered at her sanity. Calling Mommy like a wet-behind-the-ears pup? What had she been thinking? “Can't a daughter call and have phone coffee with her mother?"
    "Not at eight in the morning. Spill it, Veronica.” Ouch. The full name would be next. Roni wasn't getting out of talking to her now.
    Roni winced and took a deep breath. “I-had-sex-with-a-human-last-night."
    Katriena didn't hesitate a second. “Okay. Was it good sex?"
    "It was mind-blo... Mother!” The heat rushed to Roni's cheeks. You just didn't discuss the intimate details with your mother. Did you?
    "What? Your father hasn't been giving me any lately.” The laughter in Katriena's voice made it clear she was teasing her only daughter. Figured. Katriena had always been the coolest mom in the neighborhood, willing to destroy her tidy home for a tea party with a gaggle of giggling girls.
    The image of Katriena and her father rolling around on the lawn of their perfect suburban home right in front of the shocked neighbors swam before her eyes. Not an image any offspring wanted to think about. “Mother! Please!"
    "Come on, Roni, let me live vicariously through you. I'm frustrated.” Now Katriena was openly sniggering. She was enjoying embarrassing Roni.
    "Mom, please. I don't need to know this. Besides, Dad's a Chihuahua. What kind of pleasure could you possibly get out of that?” Curiosity did kill the cat, didn't it? Well, the titillation distracted her mother from why Roni had called. Sort of.
    "Hey, he may be only a few inches tall but I assure you it's not his feet holding him up."
    "Oh, God, Mom!” Roni shrank in her chair in disgust. The distraction was worse than the original problem. She gave up. “Can we get back to my problem, please?"
    Her mother giggled. “So tell me about your human."
    "Well, he is tall, dark, and seriously romantic. He took me to a steak house for dinner. Then we went on a roller coaster ride where the foreplay was so completely... Oh, good God.” Roni shuddered just remembering. “We were so hot for each other we made love on the lawn. Then when we finally made it through the front door, he laid me down on the bed. We—you know —"
    "Fucked is the word you're looking for, dear."
    "Mother! Anyway it was slow and sensual at first then he pounded me like a two-cent hooker through four orgasms.” Roni squirmed and got wet all over again. “Daddy is not going to like this. What am I going to do?"
    "Do you love him?” Typical question and not unexpected. Katriena always got to the heart of the matter.
    "Mom, I just had my first date with him last night.”