Principal Jacks calls on me. âBoy, we have an eager beaver in this one, donât we, Mrs. Spangle?â
And I am not sure why Principal Jacks is calling me a beaver, but I do know that next Wednesday is Picture Day, which is practically the best day of the year. âPicture Day!â I blurt out, and then I follow that up with another âWahoo,â just to see if it will make him laugh again or, even better, snap his fingers.
âRight,â Principal Jacks says, and he chuckles. âOur first drawing will be on Picture Day, and the chosen winner each week will get to have lunch with me. But remember, you canât win without a raf f le ticket, and you canât get a raf f le ticket without perfect behavior in the cafeteria. The better your behavior every day, the better your chances of winning. Understood?â
We nod our heads up and down.
âOh, and I forgot to mention: These lunches are going to take place in the Teachersâ Lounge on Fridays. Weâll do it as many times as we need to in order to make the Roselee Elementary School students the best-behaved cafeteria-goers in the entire nation. How does that sound to youâwhat is your name again?â
Principal Jacks is looking right at me.
âMe?â I point to my chest.
âYes, the âWahoo Girl,ââ Principal Jacks answers, and I am pretty happy that Dennis is so down in the dumps right now, because if he were not, I am almost positive he would give me the new namecall of âWahoo Girl.â
âMandy,â I answer him. âMandy Berr.â
âWell, how does that contest sound to you, Mandy Berr?â
âExcellent,â I answer. âI would like to win it.â And that is the truth, because not only do I like to win things, but I would definitely like to have lunch with Principal Jacks, since he thinks I am funny. Plus, the lunch is in the Teachersâ Lounge, and I have always wanted to see inside of there, because students are not usually allowed. And I think it is probably a very interesting place, with vending machines and everything.
âGreat,â Principal Jacks says. âI hope you all feel the same and will be on your best behavior in the cafeteria this week and, well, every week. And I hope we never have to have this kind of conversation again.â And I am not positive, but I am pretty sure that heâs looking in Dennisâs direction right then.
But Dennis still does not look up from his desk, and even his Mohawk is starting to look droopy.
And I am sort of glad that he is acting so unhappy, because that is what happens when you steal handbags and gummy bears. Especially when they belong to me.
CHAPTER 4
Raffle Losers
âI AM GOING TO HAVE LUNCH with the principal,â I announce to Mom in the kitchen after school.
âOoooh,â I hear Timmyâs voice answer, but I do not see him anywhere.
âOh yeah? Sounds exciting. How did that happen?â Mom asks.
âHe is having a contest for us to win a lunch with him. Whoever has the best behavior in the cafeteria gets a raffle ticket.â
âWhatâs a raffle?â Timmyâs voice interrupts again.
âWHERE ARE YOU?â I yell. âYou are annoying me.â
âHide-and-seek!â Timmy calls back.
âYou cannot play hide-and-seek and then talk from your hiding spot,â I say. âThat makes no sense.â Although, if I am being honest, I am kind of impressed with wherever Timmyâs hiding spot is, because I still do not see him anywhere. I peer underneath the table, behind the counter, and around the curtains, all very quickly so that Mom cannot tell I am looking for him. Because I try to never, ever play games with Timmy. He is a preschooler, and I am a second grader, and that would just be humiliating.
Plus, Timmy is gross.
âFind me!â Timmyâs voice calls out again, and thatâs when I spot the piles of Tupperware