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    The only one who wasn’t happy was Andrea. She was looking at her watch.
    â€œNow we’ve missed music class,” she complained.
    That was fine with me. I hate music.
    â€œY’know,” Michael said, “maybe Mrs. Kormel isn’t a bus driver at all. Did you ever think of that?”
    â€œYeah,” Ryan said. “Maybe she captured our real bus driver and has her tied up in a cave. Stuff like that happens all the time, you know.”
    â€œStop trying to scare Emily,” Andrea said.
    â€œMaybe we’re being kidnapped,” I added. “Maybe Mrs. Kormel is driving us to her secret underground hideout at the North Pole, where she’s going to do unspeakable things to us.”
    â€œLike what things?” Emily asked, all worried.
    â€œI can’t tell you,” I told her. “They’re unspeakable!”
    â€œWe’ve got to do something!” Emily said. “I don’t want to go to the North Pole!”
    That girl will fall for everything. Emily probably wanted to run away. But there was no place to run. She was stuck on the bus. So she started crying. What a baby!
    Once Emily started crying, it set off achain reaction and other kids started crying, too. Some of the first graders said they wanted their mommies. Some kid peed in his pants. Everyone was freaking out.

    The fifth graders made a sign and put it in the back window— HELP ! OUR BUS DRIVER IS DRIVING US CRAZY !
    I didn’t cry. I figured that it would be pretty horrible to be kidnapped and driven to the North Pole, but at least we wouldn’t have to go to school anymore. And they have penguins at the North Pole too. Or maybe that’s the South Pole. Either way, penguins are cool.
    â€œAre we there yet?” somebody asked.
    â€œKNOCK IT OFF!” yelled Mrs. Kormel.

11
We Finally Meet the Nude Kid
    The bus turned a corner, and we saw the big sign— ELLA MENTRY SCHOOL .
    â€œWe’re there yet!” announced Mrs. Kormel.
    â€œYippee!” yelled all the girls.
    â€œBoo!” yelled all the boys.
    Mrs. Kormel pulled the bus up to the curb, and Mr. Klutz came running over.
    â€œBingle boo!” he said. “What—”
    But he never got the chance to finish his sentence because, at that moment, the weirdest thing in the history of the world happened.

    Mrs. Kormel must have leaned against the magic STOP sign button by accident. Because the magic STOP sign on the side of the bus swung out at the exact same time as Mr. Klutz arrived. The STOP sign smackedMr. Klutz on the side of his bald head! He fell down! It was a real Kodak moment.
    Those STOP signs are dangerous!
    We all rushed off the bus to see if Mr. Klutz was okay. He stood up slowly. He looked like he’d been in a fight, or he’d drunk too much beer.
    â€œW-what happened?” he asked.
    â€œThe STOP sign hit you in the head,” said Mrs. Kormel. “I’m so sorry.”
    â€œNo, I mean why were you so late?” asked Mr. Klutz.
    Everybody started telling Mr. Klutz what happened.
    â€œWe had a flat tire!”
    â€œWe got kidnapped and drove to the North Pole!”
    â€œWe went to the nude kid’s house!”
    â€œA.J. threw a doll out the window!”
    â€œRyan ate his seat cushion!”
    â€œWe got lost in the rainforest!”
    â€œWe pushed the bus out of a ditch!”
    â€œWe had a funeral for Striker Smith’s head!”
    â€œWell, I’m just glad you’re all safe!” said Mr. Klutz.
    â€œDid we miss the big spelling test?” asked Andrea.
    â€œOh, your teacher Miss Daisy was out sick today,” said Mr. Klutz. “So your class had a substitute teacher named Ms. Todd. You’ll have your spelling test tomorrow.”
    â€œYippee!” yelled all the girls.
    â€œBoo!” yelled all the boys.
    While we were yelling, the school bell rang. The front door opened, and kids started pouring