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to invite. Hey, listen to this: âDonât let Hannah recruit her local vicar, I donât want some Christian upstart chanting over my bones.â Thatâs Miriam all right.â
âThese other tapes are music: Mozart and Rachmaninov and some traditional Irish harp tunes.â
âYes, thereâs a list of music here. And it says, âI donât want anyone singing. Nothing worse than a room full of people singing hymns they donât believe to a tune they donât know in a key their voices were never designed toreach.â â We were both laughing by then.
I shuffled through the other pages. âWhere is this event supposed to be held?â
âAh, thatâs this one,â he said, handing me a letter embossed with the crest of Kingâs College, Cambridge. It confirmed the use of their Great Hall for the pre-burial service.
âThis is amazing, Uncle Greg. I called in at an undertakerâs this morningâyou know, the one on Station Roadâbut it all made no sense, so I just left it.â
âThatâs OK. An undertakerâs already been appointed and has received full instructions. They only need a phone call to move into action. Hereâs their number. And these are the deed papers proving ownership of a cemetery plot. There should be a list of pall-bearers there, as well as the address of a florist and a choice of flowers.â
âOh, youâre joking. This is incredible. What about a reception after? I suppose sheâs already made the sandwiches.â
âNot quite. Hereâs an estimate from a caterer for a small gathering at the cottage.â
âAnd look what sheâs written on the bottom. âI donât want any of this piddling sherry nonsense. Make sure they serve a full-bodied red wine in large glasses as befits a warrior.â â
I continued to search through the documents, hoping there would be a personal note for me, but I found nothing.
âShe seems to have thought of everything. Itâs like she knew.â
âShe came to me six months ago and told me she needed my help to make plans.â
âBut thatâs awful, morbid. Fancy making plans for your own burial.â
âNot at all,â he said. âShe was like a kid plotting a surprise party. She really enjoyed stage-managing it all.â
âI wish she could have seen the end of the year. She talked a lot about living in two centuries, but she never made it that far. What a party that would have been.â
âAnd,â he added quietly, âshe didnât want you to have to deal with any more conflict.â
I touched the talisman and whispered a silent thank-you. Greg waited patiently while I continued to read and sip my brandy.
âWould you like a top-up?â He waved the bottle towards my glass and I was shocked to find that it was empty.
âOh, God, no thank you. Iâm supposed to be driving.â
âOK. So is everything you need there? You know if thereâs anything else I can do, you only have to let me know. I can take it all off your shoulders if youâd rather.â
âNo, no. Itâs what she wanted and I want to do it. Itâs just so hard to imagine Miriam being so organised and practical. She seemed to live in a dream most of the time, hardly aware of what the rest of the world was doing.â
âAnd most of the time that was true. All that eccentric, mystical stuff. But underneath lurked a hard-nosed and very astute businesswoman. She was very wealthy, you know. She made a lot of money from her books, of course, both here and in the States. And she managed to invest it very wisely, though her methods may have been a bit off the wall.â He smiled and shook his head. âSometimes sheâd buy shares because she liked the design on the companyâs notepaper. But they always came through. And of course the cottage was an excellent investment, and she