when Joey Rothman came to the surface, he would return home with Ironwood Ranchâs version of apolice escort. Without turning the light back on, I dragged my clothes out from under the bed and got dressed. Then, wrapping two blankets around me, I bundled up in the cabinâs only comfortable chair and settled down to wait. I wanted him to know that I was waiting up for him, and I didnât think it would take long.
But thatâs where I was wrong. I woke up cold as hell and with a stiff neck and both feet sound asleep at four oâclock in the morning. Joey Rothmanâs bed was still empty. It was raining again, and the cabin was downright frigid. The heating system for each cabin consisted of an old-fashioned, wall-mounted gas heater that required a match each time it needed to be lit.
When the circulation returned to my feet, I hobbled over to my desk in the dark, still wary that turning on the light would summon Santa Luciaâs immediate return. I pulled open the drawer and groped blindly inside, expecting to lay hands on one of several books of matches I had left in the front right-hand corner of the drawer. They werenât there. Throwing caution to the winds, I turned on the desk lamp.
As soon as I did, I could see that someone had hastily rummaged through the drawer. Iâm not so fastidious that I know where each and every item is in a drawer, but I certainly knew the general layout, and the items in the drawer were definitely not as Iâd left them. With a growing annoyance, I pulled the drawer wide open and examined it closely.
Itâs always tough to discover what isnât there. The things that are there are perfectly obvious. Whatâs missing is a lot harder to see. It took several minutes, but finally I figured it out.
My keys. Thatâs what was gone, the keys to the rented Grand AM. Unlike some other treatment centers Iâve heard about, Ironwood Ranch prides itself on the fact that people come there and stay voluntarily. Instead of daily bed checks, we had intermittent ones. At patient check-in we were allowed the privilege of keeping our keys and personal property under what Louise Crenshaw described as Ironwood Ranchâs atypical honor system.
Which is fine as long as youâre dealing with honorable people, which Joey Rothman obviously was not. I knew damn good and well he had taken my keys and probably the car as well. I had visions of him smashing up the rental car, turning it over in a ditch somewhere. On my nickel. With Alamo Rent A Car and American Express taking the damage out of my personal hide since Joey Rothman was anything but an authorized driver. The only way to prevent that was to get on the horn right then and report the vehicle as stolen.
Curfew or no, I pulled on my jacket and headed for the main building. Almost there, I decided to take a detour to the parking lot to see if the car might possibly have been returned in one piece. And sure enough, there it was, still in the same parking place where I had left it originally, but not in quite the same position. It was parked atan odd angle. Despite the chill, slanting rain, I walked around the car twice, examining it in the pale light of the parking lotâs mercury-vapor lamps. As far as I could see, it didnât have a mark on it.
Stopping by the driverâs door, I noticed it was unlocked. I opened the door and slid onto the seat. The keys with the rental companyâs cardboard tag still attached were in the ignition. Breathing a sigh of relief, I grabbed them and stuffed them in my pocket.
So Joey had taken the car out for a joyride, but it didnât look as though heâd done any damage. I wondered where heâd taken it. A glance at the mileage on the odometer told me nothing, because I didnât remember how many miles had been on the car when I picked it up in Phoenix.
I was about to back out of the car when I remembered the rental agreement. It would have the mileage