granny dress. Slightly scooped neck, cap sleeves, button front, a little bit of smocking over the bosom, high waistline. Pretty little blue flowers on a gray background. Short gray cotton vest sweater hanging over the dress. Okay, so maybe the sweater was a little baggy. âWhat? Whatâs wrong with this?â
âAnnabelle?â April said, covering her smile with one hand. âYou want to take this one?â
Annabelleâs cheeks turned rosy, and she stammered slightly as she said, âOh! Oh, Madeline, Iâ¦I didnât mean. I meanâ¦I donât want to criticizeâ¦. â
âOh, sure you do,â April said cheerfully. âStart with her sandals, why donât you?â
âMy sandals? Whatâs wrong with them? I thought you were talking about my clothes, not my sandals.â Madeline sat back, sighed. âOh, all right, all right. Itâs not like this is the first time Iâm hearing this. Ian keeps telling me Imust shop in the dark. But the thing is, I like my clothes. Theyâre comfortable.â
âSoâs going around naked, Madeline,â April countered, âbut I donât think itâll ever catch on.â
Their food arrived, double cheeseburgers all around, but Madeline had lost her appetite. âHow do I explain this?â she asked, addressing the French fry in her hand. âOkay, here goes. I was an only child. Neither Mom or Dad had the faintest idea how to raise this daughter theyâd ended up with due to one of those fabled menopausal pregnancies. They never really adjusted to me, so I had to adjust to them. Which meant I spent most of my time with my nose in a book and not thinking about the latest fashion fads.â
âThat still doesnât explain why, at nearly thirty-five, youâre dressing like a throwback to the sixties. Or did you grow up in a commune?â
Madeline lowered her head. âJust until I was twelve,â she admitted, then looked at her friends, who were goggling at her. âNo, seriously, I did grow up in a commune. It was wonderful. Really. Stop laughing.â
âI canât help it, Madeline,â April said, wiping her eyes. âIâm trying to be serious, but I keep seeing you tripping through a meadow, a daisy chain in your hair, a loaf of homemade bread under your arm.â
Annabelle clapped her hands for attention. âAnother discussion for another time, ladies. Okay, so now we know where the granny gowns and sandals and that braid came fromâand may they all leave quickly, please. But weâre here together tonight to turn Madeline Sheppard fromâand I mean this in the nicest way, Madelineâdull and dreary and into ka-wow! â
âOh, sure.â Madeline groused, wiping her hands on her paper napkin. âI can see it now. I open a couple ofbuttons on this dress, take off my reading glassesâwhich means I wonât be able to see my French friesâtake down my braid, shake my hair free andâbam!âsuddenly Iâm Catherine Zeta-Jones.â She rolled her eyes. âCut me a break.â
âHey, it could happen.â April ignored the sarcasm. âAnd another thing. Are you saying that thereâs something under that dress that would be improved by opening a couple of those buttons? Iâll bet you are. Well, then, weâre on our way, arenât we, Annabelle? Hot dog!â
âOh, no,â Madeline moaned, and buried her head in her hands.
Chapter Two
Madeline walked to the tall T-stand and lifted off a hanger, holding up the soft cotton flowered ankle-length dress to her friends. âSee? Itâs not just my mother sending me her efforts, sewn with her two arthritic hands, bless her. There have to be dozens of these dresses here. How can you say Iâm out of date?â
Annabelle and April exchanged pained meaningful glances. âIâll take this one,â April volunteered after a moment.