good.â
She turned to face him. She wasnât smiling. âOh, so youâre finally home.â There was a distinct and unmistakable edge to her voice.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âNothing.â She shrugged and turned back to the stove. But he knew that it was the kind of ânothingâ that women say when they really mean âsomethingâ but arenât ready to tell you what.
Bradley decided not to push it. âHow was your day?â He said too cheerfully, stifling a yawn.
âObviously not as tiring as yours,â she said over her shoulder. There was no mistaking the sarcasm.
âSorry.â He yawned again. âI must have walked twenty blocks. The cold air makes me sleepy.â
âIn that case, I guess Iâll have to start shutting the bedroom window at night.â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â She was getting closer to telling him what was bugging her and he braced himself.
â Noth-ing ,â she said tersely and turned off the element under the pot.
Now he knew he was really going to be in for it. Two ânothingsâ and a scarcely veiled reference to their sex lifeâor lack of it. Look out!
From the other end of the kitchen came a squawk followed by a whistle. âChesterâs hungry,â she said to Bradley, pouring the contents of the pan into a small plastic dish. She blew on it for a minute to cool it down a little. âHere, give him this, would you?â
Realizing that the dinner she had been cooking was not for him, Bradley became a trifle irritable. If he couldnât have sleep, he at least wanted to be able to count on having food. âHeâs your guest, you feed him.â
âPardon me for asking.â
âWell, itâs disgusting. He keeps barfing all the time.â
âHeâs not barfing . Heâs regurgitating his food. They do that for their mates, and he thinks that Iâm his ⦠well, you get the idea.â
Bradley grimaced at the thought. âGreat. Iâm about to marry a woman whoâs been two-timing me with a bird,â and he walked out of the kitchen.
He lay down on the couch. He could hear her talking softly to the parrot. âStupid bird,â he muttered to himself. Janie and her animals were beginning to get on his nerves. But then, these days, everything was beginning to get on his nerves. He figured it might be a chemical imbalance brought on by an excess of hormones, which had been brought on by an excess ofâwell, never mind. But he wasnât sure. In any case, he wasnât about to go to a doctor to find out. He wasnât going to start telling the whole world what he had been doing.
After a few minutes Janie came into the living room. âAre we having a fight?â she asked, sitting on the edge of the couch next to him.
Bradley shook his head. He didnât mind having an argument, but he didnât want to have a fight. Not just before the wedding. âNo. Iâm sorry I was late. I just went out for ⦠a while to get some air.â In the kitchen Chester squawked again and flapped his wings. âAnd to get away from him.â
âIâm sorry, he wonât be here much longer. Dollyâs picking him up Thursday afternoon. I know heâs been driving you crazy. But the advertising agency thought that if he was with meâyou know, one on oneâI might be able to get him to say it right. The client is getting impatient. Chester is their new spokesbird. Heâs the center of their whole spring campaign. And Iâm the only one heâll respond to.â
Bradley felt a pang of guilt. She was working hard for the two of them and all he could do was complain. âAnd why not?â he said, taking her hand in his. âParrots are supposed to be very intelligent birds.â
âAre we making up?â She smiled and leaned over and placed a kiss softly on his lips. At