that water, giving it everything Iâve got. Man, am I flying! Iâm like an underwater eagle slicing through this water! Or a submarine wearing a jet pack! Iâm a mermaid, a graceful, nimble water nymph!
I start to wonder why I didnât go out for the swim team at Sacred Heart, or even the community All-Star team. After all, Iâm practically a fish! A sailfish, to be exact. We learned in biology that those are one of the fastest fish in the ocean. They can swim up to eighty miles per hour! Iâll bet Iâm going at least half that fast right nowâand Iâm just getting warmed up! I wonder if Iâll win a medal this year, or maybe even a trophy.
Iâve never won a trophy in my whole life, if you donât count that baby gymnastics class Stella and I took when we were in preschool. âEveryoneâs a winner!â was the Tumbling Tots slogan, and if you stuck it out for the whole twelve-week session, you got a junky plastic trophy. Mine broke in the car on the way home from the last class. Anyway, Iâll bet if I got a real one for actually winning something, my mom would get me one of those trophy shelves like Stella keeps all of her soccer trophies on. Or if it was a medal I could frame it in a cute shadow box with my Camp Itchy Bitey ribbon⦠Focus, Malone. Youâre in it to win it today. Glide like the wind!
I crane my neck up just a tiny bit, but I canât even see Elizabeth or Brianna in the lanes next to me. I must be killing it! I sort of want to turn my head back and see how far ahead I am, but that would slow me down and thereâs no way Iâm going to blow this. Even from the bottom of the pool I can hear all sorts of yelling above the water, which must be the team rooting for me. It sounds like theyâre blowing horns! Usually I canât hear a thing when Iâm this deep.
Itâs so encouraging that I sail all the way to the end of the pool without even coming up once for air. With my arms above my head, I race toward the surface of the water and pop out, ready to soak up all of that delicious, thunderous applause.
Chapter 5
When I Discover Iâm Swimming with a Shark
Thereâs no delicious, thunderous applause.
Thereâs not even polite clapping.
In fact, nobody is moving or making a sound anymore.
The other three swimmers are still standing on their blocks, shivering and staring at me with their mouths open. What the heck? Hanging on to the side of the pool, I shake the water from my ears and lift my foggy goggles onto my head.
âWhatâs up, guys?â I call out.
âThat was a false start, Margaret,â Coach bellows back. âIf this were a meet, that would be an automatic DQ. Please get back to your block quickly. And this time, maybe wait until after I blow the horn.â
âDQ?â I ask. An automatic Dairy Queen?
â Disqualification ! â Coach roars. I nod and duck into the water, trying not to cry. This is so embarrassing. Iâd like to just float here under the water, but I donât since thatâs not an option with everybody waiting for me. Iâm totally out of breath when I climb back onto the starting block.
âOn your marks, get setâ¦â
I hit the water dead last after Coach blares that terrifying horn. I swim as hard as I can but this time itâs different with other swimmers in the lanes next to me. At first I think Iâm seeing things, but tiny Brianna seems to be way ahead of me. Then I notice that Elizabeth has left me in the dust too. Obviously itâs because I started a little late. Iâm sure Iâll catch up. But those two are flying across the top of the water like theyâre sledding down an icy hill on a snow day. What in the world? Iâm a good swimmer! And Elizabeth said she was terrible!
Everyone is out of the pool by the time I make it back to the starting blocks. Coach is bent way down and talking sternly to