see ⦠Melody Scott. Said she had a pop every time the ax hit home. Whatâs that, an orgasm?â
âMust be what they call them in Texas. But she was lying. Bragging.â
âShe was?â
âMurderers in a frenzy donât take a break to concentrate on having orgasms. Itâs myth anyway, multiple orgasms. One, and your heartâs pounding, your muscles are contracting, and you have to struggle to catch your breath. A few in a row would blow the top of your head off.â
âWant to get in a frenzy and try?â
I picked up the file from his lap and looked. A change had come over Joe. We had nice frenzied sex there on the sofa. On the sofa and on the floor too, and during some of it we were apparently airborne. But I couldnât concentrate. I faked the orgasm. Joe didnât mind, though, because he said he never knows the difference anyway and because I told him it can be fun to fake an orgasm. One time we were making love and he started making all these noises and doing God knows what and I asked him what was going on and he told me he was faking an orgasm. I laughed so hard I had hiccups for an hour. I do enjoy this man.
Now Joe went off to my bed. I put my Victoriaâs Secrets back on and read a little more of the report. The little more I read was unbelievable. I went into my bedroom and got in with Joe. I felt bad waking him.
âJoe?â
âWhat, baby?â
âYou faking sleep?â
âYes.â
I put on the bedside lamp. âJoe, the jury sentenced Rona Leigh to death rather than life in prison because of the testimony of the prosecutorâs key witnessââI waved a paper Iâd brought with me in front of his faceââa forensic physician. What the hell is that?â
âNo such animal. Youâre either a pathologist or a coroner.â
âThatâs what I always thought. This expert witness said ⦠letâs see ⦠he said, âDiabolical effort and determination was necessary in order for the accused to keep pulling the ax out of Melody Scottâs chest in order to swing it again and again and again.â
âNow get this, Joe. When Rona Leighâs defender questioned him as to how she managed to do such a thing, considering her weight and condition, he said glee gave her the strength, rather than muscle. Glee. Now thereâs a forensic determination.â
I noticed Joeâs eyes were shut.
âCan I tell you more thing?â
He mumbled, âSure.â
âThe forensic physician topped off his testimony by telling the court that the evidence wasnât entirely circumstantial. That Rona Leighâs odor was still on the ax handle.â
His eyes opened. He said, âObjection,â and then he closed them again.
âI certainly hope there was an objection. Even so, the jury got to hear what he said.â
Jurors love doctors. They love expert coroners hired by the prosecution. They admire what they think is scientific evidence. Thatâs because they flunked high school chemistry just like the lawyers. People go into law because they canât figure out the business end of a Bunsen burner. But here was a new one on me. A physician testifying in a court of law, under oath, that a killerâs odor was left on the evidence.
âJoe, pretrial, the public defender sent a letter to my lab when it was under the direction of my predecessor, may he die of leprosy. The defender wanted to know if someone of his clientâs height, body weight, and physical condition was capable of committing the crime. Heâd seen what I saw tonight on TV. A copy of the letter is in the fucking file, and itâs stamped INADEQUATE PROCEDURE . The original was returned unanswered, unless you count a rubber stamp as an answer. Son of a bitch.â
Joe patted my thigh with the strength of an ant. I let him sleep.
The crime lab had been an ongoing travesty for a very long