noticed the name tag on his overall pocket for the first time, the letters punched into the plastic. Aaron, it said. âYouâre in my house now, Aaron,â Rosemary said. âIâll talk about whatever I like.âÂ
The repairman sat up, about to say something. His full lips formed around a new word, but then he closed his mouth and slumped back into the chair.Â
âThereâs no such thing as equality, Aaron,â Rosemary said. âSo what if women become plumbers? So what if you have to call a manhole cover a person-hole cover? That doesnât mean jack shit. Women still arenât paid the same wage.â She pushed a bulky French-language dictionary out of her way and sat back against the wall, pulling her legs up on to the edge of the desk. âIâve got a theory,â she said. âI think the suffragettes got it wrong. I think the bra-burners did more harm than good. We should never have started work. Now we have to work, because you need more than one wage to run a household. People look down on you if you donât work. If you live on your husbandâs income, people call you aÂ
gold-digger, a scrounger. Or they think that youâre a bimbo, too brainless to carveÂ
out your own career. So fine! We go to work. We work the same hours as our husbands.Â
We put up with all of the same workplace pressures. Somewhere along the lineÂ
we give up a promotion or two in favour of taking maternity leave to bear a coupleÂ
of kids. Men canât have babies yet, canÂ
they? Doesnât stop them wanting them, though.âÂ
âI donât want kids,â Aaron said.Â
Rosemary ignored him. âSo now weâre working. Now weâve got spending power, choices. We can buy a pair of shoes without asking our husbandâs permission. So weâre equal, right? Wrong! Who does the cooking and the cleaning? Women. They spend all day in the office and then they come home and cook the food. Not any sort of food. Oh no! Itâs got to be home-made, hand-cooked from scratch. Every time they turn the TV on, thereâs Nigella bloody Lawson stirring coconut milk into a beef and aubergine curry. Cooking is sexy. Baking is cool. Feeding your family on fresh, organic ingredients is the least you should do. Donât even think about taking the kids to McDonaldâs or dropping a handful of frozen chips into the deep fat fryer. You do that and Jamie Oliver will be on the doorstep with the food police, quicker than you can say Turkey flippinâ twizzler!âÂ
Rosemary wrung her hands. âLook at you,â she said. âYou can fix a computer, you can hold a screwdriver. Whatâs so difficult about the âonâ button on a washing machine? I know exactly how many steps it takes to get from the washing machine to the washing line. Ten. I know it by heart. My husband doesnât even know where the pegs are kept.âÂ
âA womanâs work is never done,â the repairman said.Â
Rosemary huffed. âYouâre telling me,â she said.Â
âListen.â The repairman sat up in the chair, his free arm balanced on the leather arm. He was trying to look confident, but he just looked absurd. The black ostrich feathers had caused some sort of reaction. There was a pink patch on the skin on the back of his hand. âYouâre clearly stressed. Donât take this the wrong way, but your doctor could help you out with that, give you something to relax. Or you could go on holiday. When was the last time you went on holiday?âÂ
âHow can I afford a holiday?â Rosemary said. âI canât afford a weekend in a tent until I get my assignment e-mailed. And I canât do that without a working Internet connection, can I?â She looked up at him. âWhen was the last time you went on holiday?âÂ
âThe summer,â he said. âPrague.â
âNice,â