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preachers often clipped it. He’d always thought the Good Book was full of good sense. Now he found out how very full it was, but in a way that made him wish he’d stayed ignorant forever.
    After posing for the ladies—most of whom, sadly, paid him no more attention than the furniture—Frederick slid forward so he could start serving. And, as he slid, the toe of his left shoe unexpectedly came up against the end of that loose floorboard.
    Had he stumbled in the course of his ordinary duties, that would have been bad enough. It would have humiliated him and infuriated his mistress—she would have lost face in front of all her neighbors. She would have found some way to make him pay for his clumsiness. She had her good points, but she’d never been one to suffer in silence. Henry Barford could testify to that.
    Yes, an ordinary stumble would have been a mortification, a dreadful misfortune. What did happen was about a million times as bad. Everything seemed to move very slowly, as it does in some of the worst nightmares. Frederick’s foot met the floorboard. He thought it would keep sliding ahead, but it suddenly couldn’t. The rest of his body could . . . and did.
    Of itself, his torso bent forward. He tried to straighten—too late. The heavy tray lurched forward on his shoulder. He tried to steady it with his left hand. He couldn’t. He grabbed for it with his right hand. Too late. Instead of the edge of the tray, which might have saved things, his hand hit the bottom. That made matters worse, not better.
    A back pillar on Mistress Clotilde’s chair caught him in the pit of the stomach. “Oof!” he said as the breath hissed out of him. And he could only watch as the tray crowded with bowls of soup flew out of his hands and fell toward the fancy lace tablecloth that had been in Clotilde’s family for generations—as she would tell people at any excuse or none.
    It seemed to take a very long time.
    It seemed to, but it didn’t. Frederick hadn’t even managed to grab at his own abused midsection before the tray crashed down. Bowls full of hot soup went every which way. A few of them flew truly amazing distances. Frederick was amazed, all right. Appalled, too. Some soup bowls smashed. Others landed upside down but intact in well-to-do ladies’ laps—or, in one disastrous case, in a busty lady’s bodice—thereby delivering their last full measure of savory liquid devotion.
    Dripping women shrieked. They sprang to their feet. They ran here, there, and everywhere. Some of them ran into others, which sent fresh screams echoing off the ceiling. Others swore, at the world in general or at Frederick in particular. He’d heard angry slaves cuss. He’d heard white muleskinners and overseers, too. For sheer, concentrated vitriol, he’d never heard anything like Clotilde Barford’s guests.
    His mistress didn’t jump up and start screaming. Slowly, ever so slowly, she turned on Frederick. Soup soaked her hair. Half her curls had given up the ghost and lay dead, plastered against the side of her head. A green slice of scallion garnished her left eyebrow. Another sat on the end of her nose. Imperiously, she brushed that one away. She couldn’t see the other, so it stayed.
    She pointed at Frederick. He noted with abstract horror that the soup had made the dye in her almost-up-to-date fashionable gown run; blue streaked the pale flesh of her arm. “You God-damned clumsy son of a bitch!” she snapped: a statement of the obvious, perhaps, but most sincere.
    “Mistress, I—” Frederick gave it up. Even if he hadn’t had most of the wind knocked out of him, what could he possibly say?
    The crash and the screams made slaves from the Barford estate and those gathered under the trees rush into the dining room to see what had happened. One of them laughed on a high, shrill note. It cut off abruptly, but not abruptly enough. Whoever that was, he’d catch it.
    And so would Frederick. Veronique Barker fixed him with a