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on the air.”
    “I’m one of those bounty hunters you’re talking about. And let me tell you, you have no
idea
what’s out there.” The voice was female, with an edge. She sounded like someone who was under a lot of stress. Someone who
     was used to fighting—all the time. She went on. “Vampires and werewolves aren’t even the half of it. Demons, incubi, zombies,
     warlocks—there’s a battle for good and evil out there, and the only thing standing between nice people like your listeners
     and total chaos are people like me who are willing to sacrifice everything to keep the rest of you safe. And what thanks do
     we get? Scars and trauma, and not a whole lot else. Naive do-gooders trying to shut us down when you all ought to be on your
     knees thanking us.”
    I stared at the mike, because I could think of only one thing to say, and I knew it was the wrong thing. But I couldn’t help
     it; I said it anyway.
    “I’m sensing a lot of anger here.”
    A beat. Then, “Excuse me?”
    “Anger. You know: ire, hostility, rage, fury. You have some.”
    “Oh, you have no idea. I’m angry about
a lot
of things.”
    I leaned in, getting ready for a nice long chat. I had a wedge with this one, and she seemed willing to talk. We were going
     to do some digging. Hell, if she didn’t like it, she could always hang up. But I didn’t think she would, because she was the
     one who’d called me, and if she hung up now, then I’d just keep talking about her without her input. I loved this gig.
    “Why is that?”
    “This is a war,” she said. “I’m one of the few people out there who are doing something about it. Of
course
I’m angry!”
    “A war? Isn’t that a little melodramatic? Most people will go through their whole lives and never encounter anything remotely
     supernatural. Or at least not recognize it. In my experience, most of this stuff prefers to stay out of sight.”
    “It stays underground because it’s afraid of people like me. Not that anybody knows it.”
    My own problems were temporarily forgotten, because this was interesting. Brain wheels were turning, giving me an idea. My
     caller wouldn’t like it. “Let me try something out on you. You’re not really angry about this so-called war you’re talking
     about. You’re angry because you don’t get any appreciation. Because you’re not getting enough love. Am I right?”
    “What?” she spat. “That doesn’t have anything to do with it. I don’t expect anyone to hand me a medal.”
    Oh, but I was just getting started. “See, I don’t think you’re as tough as you think you are. Or as tough as you work so hard
     to make other people think you are. I think you use violence to cover up a lot of insecurities. You have to be the biggest,
     baddest beast on the block. But that gets kind of lonely, doesn’t it? You don’t have a lot of friends, do you?”
    “You think in this line of work I can trust anyone? You’re more naive than I thought.”
    “Do you have a boyfriend?”
    “As a matter of fact, I have several.” She sounded smug, bragging.
    “Really? How is that working out for you?”
    She actually sighed, the barest sign she’d let her guard down. “Not very well.”
    “I’m sorry to hear that.”
    She hadn’t called to argue with me. She’d called because she needed to vent. She needed to
gush.
And gush she did. “It’s so hard when you can’t count on the people close to you. They’re great guys, they really are, but
     I feel like they’re always judging me. Of course they are—they’re way too good for me. They deserve someone better, someone
     who isn’t always getting into trouble, who doesn’t have my temper. Someone
prettier.
”
    “Whoa, hold on there, what has that got to do with anything?” I said.
    “I just want people to
like
me. But how can I afford to be nice, doing what I do?”
    I turned off the snark. “You’re a really strong woman, I can tell. You fight a lot of battles, you stand up to a