tossed it in the air and juggled it with his feet and knees. Then he caught it on his foot again, tossed it in the air and, suddenly wheeling around, slammed it towards the goal. It rocketed into the top corner of the net.
âImpressive,â Julie commented.
âWow,â Brian breathed.
I couldnât imagine someone that good bothering with a soccer no-hope like me. I felt like creeping away, but the twins arrived with Linh-Mai, and everyone ran onto the pitch, and when I hung back, Brian said, âCome on, Big T.,â so I followed.
Mr. Fleet asked us to say our names, nodding as he repeated each name.
âThe first thing you do when you play soccer is warm up,â he said after the introductions, bouncing a ball as he paced back and forth in front of us. âFirst â twist your body to the left, and as you do so, bring your right knee up as high as you can and swing it to the left, too. Now twist to the right, and swing your left leg the same way.â
I corkscrewed a couple of centimetres each way, twitching my knees right and left. I felt as if I was doing some kind of new dance, the Knee Jerk â or the Soccer Jerk. I glanced at Brian, beside me. He was twisting himself back and forth so fast, and going so far around, I was afraid heâd drill himself into the ground.
I wouldnât have minded being so useless if it had been just my friends there, but having Mr. Fleet in charge, like a teacher, made me nervous.
âNow â grab a soccer ball and follow me,â he instructed.
With our coach in the lead, we jogged around the outside of the field, dribbling and passing. Then we lined up again. I wasnât just warmed up. I was exhausted.
âLie down,â Mr. Fleet ordered us.
âThis is my kind of warm-up,â I said, making myself comfortable on the rough grass, with my hands behind my head.
âGrab hold of your right calf with both hands and pull your leg up,â said Mr. Fleet, demonstrating. âThen, at the same time, bring your head forward and touch your knee with your forehead.â
âYouâre joking, arenât you?â I gasped.
âTry,â said Alan Fleet, smiling.
I could lift my head only a few centimetres off the ground, while my hands scrabbled around my chunky thighs trying unsuccessfully to get a grip on my calf.
âI need longer arms, or smaller legs,â I said.
Meanwhile Brian, Shay, and Julie seemed to have their foreheads glued to their knees.
âCome on, Toby,â Brian urged.
âNow for some drills,â our coach announced, standing up. âWeâll practice the ready position. First â relax.â
All the others stood and shook their shoulders and arms and legs, copying Mr. Fleet. I lay on the ground with my hands behind my head, one leg bent and the other crossed over it.
âWhat are you doing, Toby?â Mr. Fleet asked.
âIâm relaxing.â
âI mean relax in a standing position,â he said.
I stood like a rag doll.
He sighed. âWatch, please, everyone, and copy me. Put your arms and feet a shoulderâs width apart.â
I positioned my arms and feet.
âBend them slightly,â he instructed.
I bent my arms like a muscleman and, wobbling, pushed my knees forwards a few centimetres.
âNow balance on the front of your feet â¦â
I teetered dangerously on my toes.
â⦠and put one leg slightly in front of the other.â
I fell over.
When I was back in the ready position, Mr. Fleet said, âCome on, Toby. Letâs you and I demonstrate a drill.â He addressed the team. âIâll be a defender, in the ready position, and Toby will be a forward coming at me with the ball.â He turned back to me.
âReady, Toby?â
âReady,â I said doubtfully.
I approached him with the ball. He sprang from the ready position and took it from me before I could even try and get past him. âNice try,