would have happily bankrupted myself buying it. It wasnât just the way she looked. It was how she moved and spoke and breathed. She assumed the world already loved and wanted her, whereas I assumed exactly the opposite about myself.
In both cases, the world lived up to our expectations.
Corabelle was perched on one end of the bench, bright blond ponytail tilted back, big round boobs tilted forward. First day of school andâof courseâalready in the cheerleader outfit. She didnât look any more thrilled to see me than I was to see her. However, and to her credit, she greeted me with something that passed for politeness. âHi.â
âHi.â I dropped my backpack to the ground, plopping onto the other end of the bench. I glanced at my watch. Eight minutes.
First thing first: get rid of Corabelle. I decided to fight fornication with fornication. âI need this space,â I told her. âI got a guy coming.â
âReally?â Corabelleâs tone of surprise was, frankly, a little offensive.
I frowned.
âSorry.â She didnât look sorry at all. âIâve just never seen you with a guy.â
I scanned the street. No cars were slowing down as they drove past the school. Yet. âMaybe I donât have guys the way you have guys, but I have guys.â
âWhat is that supposed to mean?â Now she sounded offended. âThe way I have guys?â
âHi, guys.â
It was a guyâs voice. Actually, it was Skyâs voice. He sat down between us on the bench.
Wonderful.
âHello,â Corabelle cooed.
Wonderful . . . and also irritating. I shrugged off any faint idea that Sky might have been interested in me, or that Corabelle wouldnât be interested in him. With his messy crop of dirty-blond hair and the way his face was all perfect and his body was all tall and lean, it made total sense that sheâd jumped right on it. But seriously, school had started like four hours ago. It wasnât her taste that was so impressive. It was her speed.
Now I had seven minutes until my client showed up, and I had to ditch two audience members instead of one. This was awful . . .
Or not, I suddenly realized.
Since Corabelle and Sky appeared to be meeting for some noontime nookie, maybe there was a way to get him to take her somewhere else. After all, she wasnât going to let him get to second base right in front of me. At least, I hoped not.
âCondoms,â I blurted out.
Corabelle stared at me. âWhat?â
âShe said condoms,â Sky told her helpfully.
âTheyâre giving them out in the cafeteria,â I said. âItâs part of the war against sexually transmitted diseases. You guys should go pick some up.â
âWhat are you trying to say?â Corabelle asked.
âOnly that you might want to take advantage of the free prophylactics being offered at our oh-so-progressive school.â
âIâm on the pill,â said Corabelle.
âBut these are special condoms. Like, with colors and flavors.â I was improvising now, which couldnât be good. Outside of that one embarrassing week in seventh-grade health class, Iâd never come in contact with a condom in my life. âAnd shapes.â
Sky and Corabelle exchanged glances. âShapes?â he said.
Corabelle shrugged. âHey, if you want to check out the condoms with shapes, go right ahead.â She fixed me with a glare that was both icy and amused. âIâm comfortable right here.â
âMe too,â said Sky.
What did they want, a witness for their exchange of bodily fluids? They would not win this battle. They could get it on anywhere. I was staking my claim on this bench. I checked my watch again. Five minutes. Still no cars. I was debating faking a coronary, because maybe at least one of them would run for help, when Corabelle said something that changed my mind.
âYou know what would make