do you get my questions?â
âHow do they know about your PI work? Nobody knows about that.â
âI hardly think thatâs the weirdest thing on that paper.â
Norbert glanced up at me. âWho is this sister Rose? Do I have another cousin?â
âNo!â I said it a little too loudly. A passing senior in a football jersey turned to look, and I glared in his direction. He sped up. I lowered my voice. âNo sisters, no brothers. Youâre the closest thing I have to a sibling.â
Norbertâs eyes went all dopey and grateful like an anime fairyâs. âYou think of me as a brother?â
âDonât let it go to your headâand no hugging,â I added hastily as he took a step toward me. He must have gotten that instinct from his mother.
âGoing from cousin to brother is a clear indication of leveling up,â he said.
âYouâre still actually my cousin, and Iâm actually going to punch you if you donât focus. My potential demise is on the horizon.â
Norbert returned his gaze to the scrap of newspaper. âOkay, so someone is trying to upset your equilibrium.â
âIn other words, itâs a death threat. Donât sugarcoat. Do you think I pissed off a former client or something?â
âIf so, theyâre giving you a big head start. Look.â He pointed at the date on the newspaper. âSix months until your potential demise.â
He was right. March 11. At least I had a running start.
âGo,â I told him. âYou donât want to be late to class.â
âCopy that.â I felt a flash of guilt as he took off down the hallway. I probably should check on him, I thought. Given some of the dickheads prowling the halls, it would be shocking if he made it through the day without getting beaten up.
As it turned out, I didnât need to worry about Norbert at all.
The next time I saw him was at lunchtime in the cafeteria. He was sitting at a table with what I assumed were two other freshmen: a boy wearing a what the frak? shirt and a girl who was demonstrating what appeared to be some Hogwarts-style wand work.
My relief over Norbertâs acceptance into a cliqueâhowever dorkyâwas tinged with just a touch of envy. His first day of high school and heâd already found his tribe. Me: I had always been slow to bond, slow to trust, and once things had started going downhill at home, it was all over. The few acquaintances Iâd made in the first half of my freshman year disappeared along with my ability to invite people to my house.
I waved to Norbert and headed back out, soda in handâpast the sundial and through the horde of front-lawn students who were tapping frantically away on their phones.
Even though everyone did it, we werenât technically supposed to text inside the school building. As a result, the lawn transcended cliquesâtiny personal screens both include and exclude everyoneâso I usually found a place to eat alone out there. But that day Iâd made certain to be far from the mob. I threaded my way through it to a low-growing magnolia tree on the edge of campus. Beneath the tree was a bench, mostly hidden from view by a thick explosion of lilac shrubs. It was often empty, due to the abundance of birds pooping on it from the branches above.
This was where I had told HelpMeDude to meet me.
Unfortunately, as I saw when I arrived, it was also where senior Corabelle LaCaze had chosen to hang out.
Crap. Apparently bird poop doesnât affect hormones. But I should have figured. Everything that made the bench perfect for a covert fake detective meeting made it equally perfect for a covert make-out session. I didnât know who Corabelle was currently dating, but her tongue hadnât spent a lot of time in her own mouth last year. The girl was something of a rock star. If sheâd had a way to bottle and sell her sex appeal and self-confidence, I