said after a reassuring glance in the mirror. âYouâre a regular comedian, Manny.â
âGotta run,â he said, heading for the door. âGood luck on your last day at the Smithsonian,â he joked.
Ellie pantomimed a drumroll. âBa-dump-bum.â
Friday at last. When she walked to her overflowing closet, she toyed with the thought of wearing something rattyâwhat did it matter? Then she spotted her pink-and-black-checked mini. Why not go out with a bang instead?
With renewed vigor, she pulled on black hose, clunkyheeled pumps and a long, white knit cardigan. She buttoned up the lightweight sweater so she could omit a blouse, then added large earrings, funky bangles and a handful of gold chains around her neck. She slicked back her pale hair with gel, then traded her regular beat-up canvas bag for a soft shoulder-strap briefcase and a small silver purse. At the last second, she remembered to skip perfume, lest it interfere with the pheromones. When she stopped in front of the mirror on the way out, she nodded. Not bad for a gal down on her luck.
She held her head higher than usual when she stepped onto the sidewalk. Not quite seven oâclock on a beautiful May morning, and suited pedestrians already clogged the walkways. A few well-trained individuals even read the morning paper while their feet moved and stopped automatically at crosswalks. Ellie shook her head in determination. She would never get caught up in a seven-to-seven job like a lot of people she knew, like her father.
It had taken two bypasses to convince him to change his workaholic ways. Heâd wasted so much of his life cranking out numbers for a big-eight accounting firm. If not for her motherâs patience and virtue, their marriage would never have survived. And less than a year of the bureaucracy at the hole-in-the-wall arts center where Ellie worked convinced her she wanted no part of a rigid office setting on a long-term basis. Still, the regular, if small, paycheck had paid her rent.
An oncoming dark-suited banker type lowered his stock quotes long enough to admire Ellieâs legs and whistle. Her spirits rose and she shrugged guiltily. Okay, it didnât hurt her feelings to be appreciated by the well-heeled.
With the money from the study to tie her over for a few weeks, she planned to spend her free time updating her portfolio, and pestering gallery managers to take a peek. Being fired might turn out to be the best career move sheâd ever made.
The aroma of bagels and cream cheese reached her, prompting her to dig in her bag for loose change. âEllie!â old Mr. Pompano exclaimed. âYou look good enough to have for breakfast, yourself. Did you get a promotion?â
âNo,â she said smugly to the popular street vendor, pointing to a chocolate bagel. âI got fired.â
âWell, it suits you.â He smiled, handing her the dark bread. âYou are especiallyââ he made a corkscrew gesture in the air ââappealing today.â
âWhy, thank you, kind sir who wants my money.â She curtsied.
He grinned and bowed slightly, then patted his right knee. âSomething good will happen to you todayâI can feel it in my gimp leg.â
Ellie winked. âCan your bursitis tell me if heâll be a blond, a brunette or a redhead?â
âThe way you look today, Cara , you might get all three.â
Ellie flipped him a quarter tip, and munched her bagel the rest of the walk to the musty office building where she worked. Several menâs heads turned, eyes lingering, and she felt her body unconsciously adjust to the attention. Her short stride lengthened to show off her legs. She thrust her shoulders back and her small breasts out, and clenched her buttocks with each step to add a powerful sway to her back view. It worked Sheâd heard two wolf whistles by the time she reached her office, where a handsome co-worker. Steve Willis,