on using napkins ever since the time theyâd had supper with a missionary and the missionaryâs wife, who thought that no meal was complete without them. âThey live in many lakes and rivers.â
âI recollect hearing stories,â Shakespeare said. He seldom used the napkins she always placed by his plate. To him, it was putting on airs. âI always thought they were tall tales.â
âI expect better of you,â Blue Water Woman said.
Her tone warned Shakespeare she was annoyed.Given that she had a disposition as mild as milk, he sensed he needed to mend fences. âWhat did I say? Whites tell tall tales all the time.â
âThere is a difference,â Blue Water Woman said in her impeccable English. âWhen you and Nate have had a few drinks, you love to tell stories. Black-tail bucks you shot become as big as elk. Bears you killed become twice the size they were when you killed them. Fish you caught that were as long as your hand become as long as your arm.â
Shakespeare made a sound that resembled a goose being strangled. âYou should be hooted at like one of those old tales,â he paraphrased.
âI beg your pardon?â
âSwapping yarns is a tradition with us whites. We do it for the chuckles and the laughs.â
âMy people have a tradition, too. But the stories we tell are tales of the early times. What whites would call legends or myths. To us they have as much meaning as those stories from the Old Testatment you hold in such high regard.â
Shakespeare glanced at the shelf where their Bible and his other books were neatly lined up. At one end was his prized copy of the complete works of William Shakespeare. Heâd bought it from an emigrant bound for Oregon Country. At the time heâd simply wanted something to read during the winter months when the streams were frozen and the snow was as high as a cabin and trapping was impossible. Little had he known the passion that would seize him. He adored the Bardâs works as he adored no other.
Blue Water Woman had gone on, âI will give you an example. One you have already heard.â She paused. âThe Salish believe the world was created byAmotken. He made the first people, but they would not heed him and became wicked so he drowned them in a flood.â
âYes, I know the story,â Shakespeare said. âIt perked up my ears considerably the first time I heard it since it sounds a lot like the story of Noah and the flood.â
âMy own ears âperked up,â as you call it, when you read about the giants that roamed the world in those days,â Blue Water Woman replied. âThe Coeur dâAlenes say that giants once lived in their country. The giants wore bearskins and painted their faces black and went around at night stealing women.â
âDarned peculiar coincidence,â Shakespeare said.
âTo us, those stories are not tall tales. They are not myths. They are real and true and tell how things were back then. We do not tell them forâhow did you put it?âlaughs and chuckles.â
âOuch,â Shakespeare said. âA hit, a very palpable hit,â he quoted from Hamlet . He chose his next words carefully. âAnd you are right. There is a difference between the Bible and the tall tales we whites like to tell. I never meant to suggest that Salish stories of water creatures are hot air, and I apologize if I gave you that idea.â
Blue Water Woman grinned. âYou are sweet when you grovel.â
âHow now, woman,â Shakespeare retorted. âAgain you prick me with that rapier you call a tongue.â
âWhat is wrong with calling you sweet?â
âThou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking,â Shakespeare said. âIt is not the sweet I object to.â
âI am afraid you have lost me,â Blue Water Woman said in feigned innocence.
âShameless tart,â