mind,Imuchprefersittingconversationstostandingones.”
“Iknow,buttheseat’scold.Youknow,kindofliketheroom.”
Silence.Alongsilence.Then:“TellmeMissGranger,whatdoyouknowaboutme?”
“YoucancallmeAna,”Lillianswered.“Imean,Iamnaked .”Andbeinginterviewed forasexpartnerjob ,sheaddedsilently.Atthispoint,itkindoffeltliketheywere beyondlastnames.
Butapparentlyhedidn’tfeelthesame,becauseonlysilencemetherinvite.
“Okay,”shesaidreleasingapuffofair.“I’massumingyou’reoneofKazuo Nakamura’ssons,soyou’re,um,rich.Like,reallyrich.Andyourfamily’sbehindthe NakamuraAutocompany.Ithinkthere’salsoanelectronicscompanyinthemix,and maybesomevideogames.IoncesawthisweirdflowercardgamewithNakamuraon it,andsomebodywassayingthat’showyouguysstartedout.ButIdon’treallyplay videogames,so…”
Lilliwaitedforhimtoletheroffthehook.Hedidn’t.
“Keepgoing,”heansweredherpensivesilence.
“Really?Wow,thisislikeoneofthosedreamswheresomeonetellsyouyou’vegot totakeabigtestyoudidn’tstudyfor.Butokay,letmesee,whatelse?Oh,you’vegota brother.Olderoryounger—I’mnotsurewhich,buthe’sinalotoftheadsandstufffor yourcompany.I’veseenhisfacealloverthecity.Soobviouslyhe’sabigdeal,andthe JapanesewomenIusedtoworkwiththinkhe’scute.”
“Butyoudon’t.”
“No,he’scute.Heis…well,justnotascuteasyou.”Itthenoccurredtohertoask, sincetheywereinJapan,acountrywithmoresexualfetishesthanmostAmericans wouldrecognizeorevencomprehend,“Um,doyouwantmetothinkhe’scute?Isthat partofthedeal?”
Heinclinedhishead,asiftryingtodiscernifhewashearinghercorrectly.Thenhe said,voiceascoldasice,“Mybrotherhasnothingtodowiththis,MissGranger.”
OhGod,shewasblowingit.Blowingit so hard.
AndnowDougwouldloseeverythingbecauseofher—
“Knowingitwouldbeme.Notmyfather.Notmybrother.Butme,wouldyoustill wantthisjob?”
Hisquestionjerkedheroutofherpanickedthoughtspiral.“Yes.Imean,ofcourse.
Sure.”
“Why?”
“Excuseme?”
“Whydoyouwishtobemymistressforthenextsixmonths?”
TherealquestionwasWhy.Was.She.So.Awkward???Withanotherthought towardtheblondinthelobbywhowouldmostdefinitelybegettingthisjoboverher, Lillidecidedtogowiththetruth.“Becausetheagencysentmehere.And,well…have youseenyourself?You’retotallyhot!Andrich.Otherthanthewholenakedinterview thing,you’rebasicallyaJapanesePrinceCharming.Quitefrankly,I’mpretty surprised…”
Shestoppedrealizingshehadn’tjustgoneoffthescriptthevoiceonthephonehad givenher,butenteredintosomecrazyimprovisationland.Seriously,Dougwasso screwed.
Butthemanbehindthedesksaid,“Iwouldlikeforyoutokeepgoing.”
Keepgoing…
Soratherthanstandthereawkwardly,shedidasheasked.“Well,I’mjustsurprised someoneascuteasyouis…ah…payingforsomeonetohavesexwithhim.Imean, mostofthewomeninthelobbywouldhaveprobablytakenthisjobforfreeifyou’d askedthemto.”
“Andyou,MissGranger.Would you havevolunteered?”
“I…”Againthetruthslippedoutunbidden.“I’mnotsurehowtoanswerthat withouteitherinsultingyouorgettingintroublewithOsakaCharm.”
Ortellingtherealtruth ,shesilentlyadded.Thatshewasn’tanESLteacherwho’d decidedtogointothemorelucrativeescort/call-girlbusinessafterhercontractwasup atasmallelementaryschool.Butapediatricnursewho’donlycometoJapanforDoug Tucker.
Herbrother.
Theonlypersonshehadleftintheworld.Thepersonwho’dhandedherthephonea coupleofweeksagoandsaid,“I’vegotsomebodyherewhosaystheycanhelpme.But theywantyoutodosomethingforthem,Sis…”
She’dtakenthephone,morethanalittleweirdedoutbytheobviouslydistorted voiceontheotherendoftheline,buteagertohelpherbrother.AlthoughifDoug actuallyknewwhatthevoicehadrequestedofher,shedoubted—
“Whatareyouthinkingabout?”Anotherquestionfromtheenigmaticmanseated acrossfromher.
“Nothing.I’mjust…alittlesad.”
“Why?”
“BecauseIknowI’mblowingthisinterview,andyou’veprobablyneverbeenonthis sideofthedesk,butit’skindofexcruciatingtostandherecompletelynakedwhile