warâs going to start any day, and you donât suppose any of us would stay in college with a war going on, do you?â
âYou know there isnât going to be any war,â said Scarlett, bored. âItâs all just talk. Why, Ashley Wilkes and his father told Pa just last week that our commissioners in Washington would come toâtoâanâamicable agreement with Mr. Lincoln about the Confederacy. And anyway, the Yankees are too scared of us to fight. There wonât be any war, and Iâm tired of hearing about it.â
âNot going to be any war!â cried the twins indignantly, as though they had been defrauded.
âWhy, honey, of course thereâs going to be a war,â said Stuart. âThe Yankees may be scared of us, but after the way General Beauregard shelled them out of Fort Sumter day before yesterday, theyâll have to fight or stand branded as cowards before the whole world. Why, the Confederacyââ
Scarlett made a mouth of bored impatience.
âIf you say âwarâ just once more, Iâll go in the house and shut the door. Iâve never gotten so tired of any one word in my life as âwar,â unless itâs âsecession.â Pa talks war morning, noon and night, and all the gentlemen who come to see him shout about Fort Sumter andStatesâ Rights and Abe Lincoln till I get so bored I could scream! And thatâs all the boys talk about, too, that and their old Troop. There hasnât been any fun at any party this spring because the boys canât talk about anything else. Iâm mighty glad Georgia waited till after Christmas before it seceded or it would have ruined the Christmas parties, too. If you say âwarâ again, Iâll go in the house.â
She meant what she said, for she could never long endure any conversation of which she was not the chief subject. But she smiled when she spoke, consciously deepening her dimple and fluttering her bristly black lashes as swiftly as butterfliesâ wings. The boys were enchanted, as she had intended them to be, and they hastened to apologize for boring her. They thought none the less of her for her lack of interest. Indeed, they thought more. War was menâs business, not ladiesâ, and they took her attitude as evidence of her femininity.
Having maneuvered them away from the boring subject of war, she went back with interest to their immediate situation.
âWhat did your mother say about you two being expelled again?â
The boys looked uncomfortable, recalling their motherâs conduct three months ago when they had come home, by request, from the University of Virginia.
âWell,â said Stuart, âshe hasnât had a chance to say anything yet. Tom and us left home early this morning before she got up, and Tomâs laying out over at the Fontainesâ while we came over here.â
âDidnât she say anything when you got home last night?â
âWe were in luck last night. Just before we got home that new stallion Ma got in Kentucky last month wasbrought in, and the place was in a stew. The big bruteâheâs a grand horse, Scarlett; you must tell your pa to come over and see him right awayâheâd already bitten a hunk out of his groom on the way down here and heâd trampled two of Maâs darkies who met the train at Jonesboro. And just before we got home, heâd about kicked the stable down and half-killed Strawberry, Maâs old stallion. When we got home, Ma was out in the stable with a sackful of sugar smoothing him down and doing it mighty well, too. The darkies were hanging from the rafters, popeyed, they were so scared, but Ma was talking to the horse like he was folks and he was eating out of her hand. There ainât nobody like Ma with a horse. And when she saw us she said: âIn Heavenâs name, what are you four doing home again? Youâre worse than the plagues of