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didn’t know you cared, dear,” he laughed, wiping a tear from his eye. “You can let go of Fred anytime you want.” Linda still had her palm against his cock and jerked away laughing.
    “Fred, hmm? Nice to meet you Fred.” Linda giggled. “Maybe I’ll introduce you to Ginger sometime.”
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    They sat in a corner booth and talked about everything. The different places they had seen, the weather, movies, music, deodorant brands, spit or swallow, contraceptive devices, food, Viagra, rubber chickens, evolution, maxi pads or tampons, and a few other things in the first five minutes.
    Linda told Richard how she had moved up in the company and sacrificed a lot of her time trying to better herself through school and hard work.
    “Now I work for a total asshole who’s trying to get me to be more than a coworker. He’s such a scumbag.” She caught herself rambling and smiled back at Richard. “I’m sorry, he’s here for the merger and has been really bugging me.”
    “It’s okay. I hear about that all the time. Work seems to breed assholes.” Richard winked back at Linda. “Power makes guys think they can pressure women under them to do more. I think it sucks.”
    When the dinner arrived, they started talking about relationships.
    “I was in a long-term relationship with a man I met at work and my drive to succeed made it difficult for us to stay together. Especially after I became his boss and was ordered to fire him. Everything went downhill from there.”
    She still cared about him and wished him well as she kicked his sorry ass out of her apartment. Since he left, she hadn’t really had a relationship with anyone. Her social life included a few dates and her weekly girls’ night out. She had won some wet T-shirt competitions and that impressed Richard greatly.
    Richard, on the other hand, had just broken up with his college girlfriend. “We had planned to be married next May, but I was a dedicated worker too, and with me being gone all the time, she found someone else. She rediscovered her first love from high school and broke it off. It broke my heart. I wished the two girls the best and at least got to live out a fantasy. We had a goodbye threesome with my ex-fiancée and her lesbian lover. So in a way, I came and she went.” Linda rolled her eyes and Richard laughed aloud.
    Time passed slowly as they got to know each other. There was a comfort between the two of them. Like they had known each other for a long time. The drinks and dinner made them more open and the attraction was obvious.
    “Okay, I have to ask. Why did you name your penis Fred?”
    “Well to make a long story short, I dated a redhead during my senior year of high school. She was my first real sexual partner, other than my right hand. After school one day we were fooling around and I got to see her naked. She had a very distinctive patch of red pubic hair that she kept very tidy and well groomed. Well, we were finally crossing the barrier and having sex, awkwardly and clumsily of course. The remote control slipped under her ass and as I thrust in and out, the TV volume went louder and blared “ Wilma—I’m home !!!” just as I came. Seemed the Flintstones were on. Afterwards we laughed and Fred Flint-dick was born.”
    Linda burst into laughter at the silliness of the story. It was cute and seemed to fit Richard’s personality.
    Richard looked over to Linda. She smiled and picked at her cheesecake, a little nervous. He leaned forward and Linda could tell he was going to kiss her. Just before their lips met, she looked down and bonked his nose with her forehead.
    Richard nearly knocked her cheesecake into her lap. She smiled, giggling as he tried for a romantic kiss. He began to laugh, as her giggling became contagious.
    After dinner they danced to a mellow Sade groove and their bodies rubbed together in slow motion. Linda kissed Richard’s neck; his hands rested on the small of her back and moved down and around her ass when