are like bricks. Luckily, Delia remains fairly pliable. She takes the pants from me. âShe actually doesnât need them,â she says, and hands them over to Mrs. Arafata, who blinks and smiles.
And then Delia pulls me out of there.
âThank you,â I say as we walk down the hall together.
She puts her arm around my shoulder and gives me a little squeeze.
Then we spot Tamberlin Ziff and Carolyn Quim standing in the hall in front of us. I stare at the floor and concentrate on keeping my feet walking forward. As we pass through the cloud of Tamberlinâs strawberry-scented perfume, I hear her say, âYou think those two are a couple?â
âI know, right ?â Carolyn screeches with laughterâa sound that feels like it will stay with me all day, like an annoying song you canât get out of your head.
After school, I summon Delia, Mandy, Joey, and Phoebe to an emergency session of the Bored Game Club.
Okay, so itâs not actually spelled like that on the Hubert C. Frost Official List of Student Activities. It was just the backfire from one of Phoebeâs brilliant ideasâthe one part that stuck.
Halfway into seventh grade, she decided we needed some new members. We all spent a week designing flyers to advertise the Board Game Clubâdrawing squares around the borders with things written in them like (her idea), âYou made a new friend! Advance three squares,â and other things that make me cringe now. Two days after we got the flyers up, the Chess Club fired back, plastering the walls with their own âThe âKingâ of All Board Gamesâ signs. And thenâthe nail in the coffinâby the end of the week, the Sudoku Club had managed to produce about two billion of their own full-sized neon-orange posters, which they used to cover every square inch of space in the math and science halls, and even the creative arts alcove, screaming in eight-inch letters, âWho needs BORED Games? Sudoku + U = Fun!â
The Sudoku Club recruited eleven new members. The Chess Club, a respectable seven. And us, well, we got Joey.
Iâve started rehashing the scandalous details of the ketchup incident when Mandy sighs and clunks her head down on her desk, revealing the blond roots in her jet-black hair, and says, âWeâre all a bunch of Marcies.â This wordâ Marcie âmay be by far the biggest contribution Iâve made to my group of friends. Marcie was the name of the head ribbon dancer of The Great Me! Self-Esteem Tour , which came to my elementary school every fall, so naturally, my then-best friend Rachel and I used this as a code word for âloser.â Last year, I moved away from Rachel and left my old school, so this word is one of the few things left of my former life.
Joey twists up his face and says, âShut up, Mandy. Your momâs a Marcie.â This really has nothing to do with Mandyâs mother at all, itâs just Joeyâs way of saying he disagrees.
Phoebeâs pale little eyes have been blinking wildly since I started talking. Now she turns to Mandy. âExcuse me, Mandy. Olivia just got attackedâin the worst way possibleâand you call us all Marcies ?â
Joey jumps in. âI donât think it was the worst way possible . Itâs not like she got mugged or anything.â
âJoey, you donât understand. Youâre not a girl,â I tell him, and immediately regret it. He is taking this as a compliment.
âWhat I mean,â Mandy says, âis that we might as well all walk around with, like, bullâs-eyes or something across our backs.
I canât stand it. Why does stuff like this keep happening? Why do they always make fun of us?â
âWell,â Joey starts. He sucks in a breath like heâs about to spew out a list.
âDonât answer that,â Delia pleads.
We all sort of look around the table and answer it for ourselves.
Take Phoebe,