are too low as it is, we need every penny we can make. And donât be so sensitive â if they try to tease you, just laugh it off. Theyâre all trogs,â he added with contempt; he avoided his midday customers because he despised them. âThey must be direct descendants of the Neolithic flint-miners!â
âNot all of them. You can hardly call Howard Braithwaite a trog, or Desmond Flood. They donât belong to this part of the country any more than we do. But that doesnât make them any easier to deal with. I feel sorry for Desmond â itâs humiliating for him that Sandra went off just before they were going to be married â but Iâm glad heâs stopped lunching here now. He was always such a misery. As for Howard, heâs bad-tempered and picky with his food. From the way he barks and complains youâd think he couldnât stand the sight of me, and hated coming here. But he hides behind the Financial Times so that he doesnât have to talk to the other customers, and sometimes he holds the paper upside down. Whenever I happen to look in his direction I can see him peering at me over his half-moon glasses ⦠I donât like him. Heâs creepy.â
Her husband dismissed her unease. âAn old fool having harmless fantasies. Ignore him.â
âAnd Charley Horrocks isnât a trog either, not with that upper-crust accent. But heâs the most difficult of the lot.â
âCharley Horrocks is a nutter!â Goodwin exclaimed. âIf you can get rid of him, do. Heâll be no loss!â
âDonât think I havenât tried. But I canât deal with him, Phil â heâs impossible to communicate with. Iâm sure heâs been getting worse lately, the heat must have gone to his head. Couldnât you make a point of staying here today and getting rid of him yourself?â
âAh, well, yes, Iâd stay if I could, love. But I have to go and see the accountant. My appointmentâs at twelve â God, is that the time, Iâll have to rush!â
Lois wasnât surprised by his reaction. She knew her husband too well. For one thing, he wasnât really any better at coping with the regulars â and with Charley Horrocks in particular â than she was. For another, he was obviously up to something.
The pub closed, as the licensing laws demanded, from two-thirty in the afternoon until six in the evening. The Goodwins had those few hours to themselves each day, and it would have been more practical for Phil to see his accountant then. It would also be a useful saving of petrol if Lois could take the opportunity to go to Breckham Market with him and do the shopping. So if Phil deliberately made his appointment at a time when she couldnât accompany him, it must be because he had some good reason for wanting to shake her off. Probably he wasnât going to see the accountant at all; perhaps he wasnât even going to Breckham Market â¦
âYouâve plenty of time,â she suggested brightly. âYou neednât leave for at least half an hour. Iâve been thinking â if you really must go into town today, why not take the children to the swimming-pool? Theyâd love that. Iâll see if I can find them.â
âNo!â Phil used the second finger of his right hand to make a characteristically nervy tour of his three-sided moustache, as though to make sure that it was still there. âNo point in trying to find them, theyâll be in the forest with their friends. Anyway, I canât hang about, you know how difficult it is to park in Breckham. Iâd better leave now. Listen, donât worry about Charley Horrocks, everybody knows heâs harmless. Just donât let him con you, thatâs all. The trogs are honest, Iâll say that for them, but Horrocks will do us down if he can. Donât for Godâs sake give him any credit! All right?