treatment, you were amazing, more than amazing. I still canât believe how you insisted on coming in practically every day while you were undergoing chemo, let alone dealing with the stress and worry. But now that itâs behind you, youâre a wreck. Logic tells me it should be the other way around.â
Hunt frowned. âThereâre those people who canât cope with the prospect of death. For me, itâs the prospect of living thatâs got me stymied.â
âWell, just get out there and join the human race. If I can do it, you can! I mean, we all know how hopeless I am when it comes to remembering names and making polite small talk.â
âLet alone impolite small talk.â
Ben pointed at his friend. âSee! Youâre witty even when youâre not trying! My God, you could practically charm a doorknob!â
âAnd donât think I havenât.â
âSo think how many more doorknobs are out there awaiting your unique talents.â Ben noticed the dog in his peripheral vision. âBesides, if what Iâm saying doesnât convince you, Iâm pretty sure Fred here will.â He nodded in Fredâs direction. âDonât look now, but I think youâllfind thereâs something shiny hanging out the side of his mouth, something finlike.â
Hunt rushed over to the reflecting pool. âHoly crap, Fred!â He slapped the pamphlet he was still holding against his pants to get the dogâs attention. âThatâs one of Motherâs prized koi. Sheâs going to kill you.â Fred bit down proudly. There was a noticeable crunch.
âYour mother would never kill an animal. Sheâs on the board of the Grantham animal shelter. I know because she hit me up for a large donation,â Ben said.
Hunt rubbed his mouth. âYouâre right. Fred, I think youâre going to live.â He turned slowly back to Ben. âDo you think Mother would hit a recent cancer victim?â
Ben crossed his arms, looking very pleased, indeed. âWith gusto. During her visit she was telling me how much she enjoyed the class on weight lifting to prevent osteoporosis.â
Hunt took off his baseball cap, and ran his hand through the thin strands. âThen the only way to get out of thisâ¦â He reluctantly looked down at the Adult School listing.
âExactly.â
Hunt raised his eyes. âAnd I suppose she already has a course in mind?â
Ben scoffed. âYou doubted that for a second?â
âTell me itâs a large lecture where I can hide in the back of the room,â Hunt implored.
âI could tell you that, butâ¦â
Hunt closed his eyes. âOkay, tell me the truth. Iâm man enough to take it.â
âItâs a water aerobics class. Here, give me back the course listing, and Iâll read you the details.â
âWater aerobics?â Hunt grimaced and held out the pamphlet.
Ben flipped the pages. âHere it is. âLight Water Aerobics. This six-week class is designed for pregnant women, older citizens and those recovering from injuries, or those wanting a lighter, low-impact workout. Meets Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m., Grantham Middle School Swimming Pool.ââ Ben closed the booklet. âSee, it sounds perfect.â
Hunt frowned. âIf itâs so perfect, why donât you sign up for it?â
âBecause Iâm not pregnant, oldââ
Hunt snorted.
âExcuse me, thirty-eight is not old. Nor am I recovering from an injury. Besides, I know from Katarinaâs experience that her knee rehabbed really well in the water. I mean, what have you got to lose?â
Hunt rubbed his lips again. They were perennially chapped despite a constant application of lip balm. âI donât know. My dignity? Besides, six weeks? Thatâs kind of a long commitment.â
âIâve got news for you. Getting a dog isnât exactly a