we couldnât believe the numbers. Especially coming from D.C., where we were practically sharecroppers. So we figured while we were flush, and who knew how long itâd last, weâd better fix up the place. And there it is.â
Sounds of giggling floated through the open door. Lucy was entertaining a friend.
âWhy wouldnât it last?â asked Stupenagel.
âOh, I donât know,â replied Marlene. âIt doesnât seem right, somehow. All that dough. And Butch is not a happy camper, not really. He was born to put asses in jail. One day heâs going to come home and tell me heâs quit Bohm Lansdorff Whatâs-his-face and gone for a job with the Brooklyn D.A. or the Feds, and itâll be back to genteel poverty and the joys of public service. Meanwhile, hi-ho!â She poured herself another glass of Moët.
âWhy doesnât he just get his old job back?â asked Stupenagel. âAssuming he wants to be a D.A.â
âLong story,â said Marlene dismissively.
âMmm,â said Stupenagel, for whom no story was too long, and shot Marlene an interested look. When this prompted no revelation, she changed tack. âWell, you certainly seem to have taken to the life of a bourgeois matron,â she observed in a needling tone. âI never would have thought it, the way you used to carry on at Smith. Little Ms. Feministââ
âFuck you, Stupe,â replied Marlene amiably.
âSupported by a man. Dependent. Want to go shopping? We could buy slipcovers. We could play mah-jonggââ
âWe could strike one another over the head with empty champagne bottles, me first.â
âOh, is it all gone? Thatâs almost as bad as your pathetic domestic slavery,â said Stupenagel, and then she called out, â Marcel! Encore de champagne! â
âI notice you donât mind sharing in the tainted largesse,â Marlene observed.
âLeeching off friends is completely different. There are numerous other people I could leech off of; I choose to leech off you from a position of absolute freedom. You expect nothing from me in return.â
âIâll say!â said Marlene dryly.
âThat did not come out precisely as I intended. As you know, I would give you the shirt off my back, speaking of which â¦â
âIâll check the dryer. You can get your own wine. Thereâs another bottle in the fridge, but youâll have to drink it yourself. I have to make dinner.â She got up and walked out of the bedroom.
âOh, yes, God forbid hubby wonât have his meat and two veg on the table,â Stupenagel called after her. Then Marlene heard the sound of a bottle being taken out of the refrigerator and the pop of the cork. She sighed as she removed her friendâs dry clothes from the dryer. Ariadne was going to get pissed, and she could be a mean drunk. The last thing she wanted right now was to have to handle a gigantic drunken woman, two seven-year-olds, and a hungry and unhappy husband. Maybe Ariadne would just pass out. From habit, Marlene sniffed the warm clothes and wrinkled her nose. Personal hygiene was clearly not one of the journalistâs strong points and hadnât been at college either, Marlene recalled.
âI could have washed these,â Marlene said as she tossed the clothes (black jeans, red Solidarity T-shirt, underpants, and socks) on the bed where Stupenagel was reclining, now swigging champagne directly from the bottle.
âOh, God, never! Not a jot will I add to your domestic slavery,â exclaimed Stupenagel in ringing tones, and then, dramatically, âIâd rather wallow in filth.â
âYou are,â said Marlene. âGet dressed. You can help me cut stuff up.â
Stupenagel groaned and put her bottle on a night-stand, then stood shakily and dropped her robe. She staggered nude to a full-length mirror, struck a pose with her chest