people ask them.â âBecause theyâre interested I guess,â I say. âBut you actually sculpt with those materials?â Bell rings. âOh no,â Jane says. âMolding, twistingâyou know.â âSomething like that for me too, but itâs too difficultâand again excuse my idiosyncrasiesâfor me to explain.â âSome art forms are tougher that way I suppose,â I say.
Someone uncorks and passes around a bottle of green wine. First glass I drank too fast. Doesnât taste much different than the cheap American chablis I buy for myself by the jug. Roomâs crowding up quickly. Coughing, smoking, phone and intercom ringing, somewhere a glass breaking, most people seem to know one another and a few exchange big hellos and hugs. âYes, top floor, you just had to follow the noise,â Diana says on the phone, forefinger in her other ear. âExcuse me,â I say to Phil and Jane, âbut Iâve done something wrong.â I go into the kitchen, unwrap the flowers and bring them in their glass to the cheese table. âYou brought them for Diana?â Jane says. âHow nice. Not even three months since summer and you really begin to miss them,â and she puts her nose into one of the corollas, closes her eyes and breathes. âSmell them, hon. Remind you of something?â Man at the table says to me âAnd what school do you teach at?â and I say âMe? No place. Would if I could but not much room for what I do. Except if you count junior high school here on a per diem basis, and in some subjects I know as much of as my kids,â and he says âFor some reason I thought you said you taught in New York,â and he puts some cheese on a cucumber slice and leaves and I look around the table for a vegetable tray, donât see any and say to Jane âI could really go for a carrot or celery stick,â and she looks at the table and says âI donât think sheâd mind much if you raided the icebox.â âAlan,â Diana shouts to a man walking in. I recognize him from his book jacket Iâve home. I think heâs wearing the same book jacket jacket and the same or similarly designed striped tie. Does very well. Front-page reviews, interviews on TV and in magazines and the news. Recently in the photocopy shop down my block I saw him on the cover of the free TV Shopper and read the article about him inside and learned what neighborhood restaurants and stores this âfamous Westsiderâ likes to go to. Diana quickly introduces him to a few people and he says hello and waves to several others he knows and she leads him over to us. âI want you to meet two very dear old friends of mine, Jane and Philip Bender. Theyâre both incredible sculptors.â âI know their work, you donât have to tell me,â Alan says. âFact is I almost owned one of them.â
âWhich one of us did you almost own?â Jane says, shaking his hand.
âIâm sorry. I just came from another party and my communication processes got bottled up. Which one of you works in plastic?â
âDidnât he just say he knew our work well?â Phill says to me and I shrug and look to the side. Someoneâs cigarette smokeâs coming my way. I hold my breath and look back. Itâs broken by my head, a little of it goes in Janeâs face.
ââ¦didnât say âwell.â And if your wife or you hadnât adopted the otherâs surname, Iâd know which one of you works in what much better.â
âExcuse me, sir, I didnâtâI hope you donât think I was saying it aggressively. Just my sick sense of whatever you call humor again, which likes to work against me.â
âSame hereâunaggressive, though no one could ever accuse me of humor. And whichever of those two media you do work in, let me say I admire it tremendously.â
âThanks.