after work.
If Big Bumperton
(For that was his name)
Seemed a happy man
Then it only seemed
For he was alone since his mother died.
& in love, it’s true,
He had little luck
For the girls he loved
Never did love him
& saw him as an object of pity.
Still he carried on
Hoping that the girl
Of his fevered dreams
Might one day appear
& love him & kiss him with her cherry-red lips.
But until that time
He would persevere,
For he had a shop
& his mongrel dog
To keep him company on winter nights.
Sitting by the fire
In his night attire
Bumperton was sure
That the Lord was there
Somewhere, glowing in the embers.
Gloomy solitude
With a mongrel dog
Sleeping on his lap,
So he spent his nights
& by day he was a locksmith.
& he had knowledge
Of every kind of lock,
Deadlock & padlock
& mortice & bolt,
But he lacked the key to a woman’s heart.
Now our time is up.
Put another coin
In the poet’s cap
& he’ll tell you all
About Big Bumperton on the Sabbath.
II
On that Sabbath day
Bumperton was out
On his bicycle
Riding through the town
Doffing his hat to all the lovely ladie s
& he wobbled past
A poster on the wall
Of high-kicking chorus girls
With cherry-red lips
& endless layers of petticoats.
& he cycled on
Past a frozen lake
& a one-armed man
With a twisted mouth
Hurling pumpernickel across the sullen ice
(Which the geese ignored,
Having all flown south)
& a gaggle of girls
Skating on thin ice.
‘What if one fell through?’ he thought. ‘Would I help?’
& he cycled on
Up a winding path
& the path was steep
But he peddled fast
& arrived at the snowy summit of a hill
Where he could look down
On the little town
& the chimney smoke
Curling to the sky
& Big Bumperton saw that it was good.
So he cycled on
Past the ruined house
Where an ancient crone
Cursed her final days
Before she was cast down the witches’ tower.
Pausing by a sign
For another town
He took out his watch
& wrote down the time
In a pocket book, for he always liked to know
When he reached this point
In his weekly ride
On that holy day
When our Lord rested,
Before cycling home again for lunch.
& he pedalled on
Coming to a place
Where he hit a root
Hidden in the snow
& went flying over the handlebars.
III
Opening his eyes
After travelling
Far into his mind
For what seemed like days
(But was only a matter of minutes)
There in front of him,
Leaning over him,
In a milk-white dress
& with golden plaits
Was a girl with cherry-red lips.
‘Fair queen of my heart,’
Sighed Big Bumperton.
‘What was that?’ she said.
‘Please don’t try to move,
You might have broken something in the fall.’
& with expert hands
She inspected him
For suspected breaks
In his arms & legs,
But Big Bumperton bore his pain within.
Then she sat him up
Lying in her lap
& she stroked his brow
& he bit his lip,
Fearing she might disappear if he spoke.
Gretchen was her name
& within a year
She became his wife
& he sold his dog
To the one-armed man, never shedding a tear.
Gretchen swept the house
& she filled the pot
With good things to eat
& he swelled with pride
That she had consented to be his bride.
IV
On the Sabbath day
Bumperton was out
On his bicycle
& he cycled deep
Into a forest where the birds around him sang cheep-cheep.
& anon a bird
Flew out of a tree
Making merry noise
Joyful melody
& each pleasant note became a word:
Sometime were we blessed,
Angels heavenly,
But our Master fell
For his wicked pride
& we fell with him for our offence.
But our trespass small,
God was merciful
& out of all pain
Set us here to sing
& to serve Him again, after His pleasing.
Down upon his knees
Fell Big Bumperton
& the bird said this
To him in that place,
Even as Big Bumperton trembled there:
Now have twelve months passed
That you have been wed,
But you still have not
Taken your delight
In the marriage bed, though it be your right.
In the second year
You