cries.â
âTheyâre all boring, Mother,â said a voice from the dollhouse. A piebald rat, white and brown and tan, stepped from the shadows, flicked on the tiny spotlight that shone on the central staircase, and paused a moment, her tail looped elegantly over one paw. âWhy donât you get some use out of them for a change? Have them do your nails.â
Ana stiffened and turned away. She didnât look at the piebald rat more than was absolutely necessary. Miss Barmy had been horrible when sheâd been Anaâs nanny, long ago and in another place entirely; her transformation into a rat hadnât improved her.
Mr. B fumbled with the knife in his hands, and set down his carving. âBut nail polish might be dangerous. All those toxic chemicalsââ
âNonsense,â said Miss Barmy. âNail polish canât possibly hurt Mother; sheâs used it her whole life.â
âI meant for the little girls,â Mr. B said apologetically. âTheyâre so small ⦠and theyâd have to breathe the stuff â¦â
âOh, the girls ,â said Miss Barmy coldly. âReally, Father, I donât understand you at all. Youâre not thinking of Mother . She would so enjoy a pretty, new color â¦â She looked at Mrs. B consideringly. âThe girls could dig out your earwax, too.â
Mrs. B tilted her head to one side and consulted a pocket mirror. âI do have a few nose hairs that need clipping.â
A low whimper came from the vicinity of the shoebox. Ana looked up at Mrs. Bâs dark and yawning nostrils in horror.
A sudden scuffling came from somewhere near Mr. Bâs feet. Ana peered over the edge of the tray and saw a hole in the baseboard.
It was a new hole; she could see fresh tooth marks all around the edges. It hadnât been there when the girls had lived in the dollhouse, or Ana would have noticed it.
âPaper!â bawled a voice from the hole, and a sleek striped rodent crawled out, stood up, and adjusted the sling on its shoulder.
âWell? Toss it up!â commanded Miss Barmy from the table.
âIâm collecting,â the gopher said, flipping open a small notebook. âYou owe me for one weekâs delivery of the Rodent City Register . Five seeds, please.â
âSeeds? What kind of seeds?â Miss Barmy glanced at her father and jerked her head sharply. Mr. B got up and ambled to the kitchen.
The gopher shrugged. âOh, pumpkin, apple, sunflowerâthe usual.â
âWe donât have any pumpkin,â called Mr. B, peering into a cupboard. âCaraway weâve got. Sesame, yes. Anise, dillââ
âWould any of those do?â Miss Barmy interrupted.
âCumin, celery, mustard, poppyseed â¦â
The gopher looked startled. âThose are rare seeds, maâam. Very valuable. Just plain pumpkin is good enough for me.â
Miss Barmyâs eyes widened. Then slowly, greedily, she smiled, her furry cheeks bunching until her eyes were squeezed almost shut. âFather,â she called, âsesame seeds, please.â
âBut, maâam,â the gopher protested, wagging his head, âitâs too muchâreally it is.â
Miss Barmy, still smiling, looked down over the table edge. âCount out six seeds,â she said as Mr. B returned with a jar. âOur gopher friendââshe glanced at his name badgeââGomer works hard. He deserves a big tip.â
âOh, maâam!â cried the gopher. âYouâre too kind!â
âPerhaps I am too softhearted,â said Miss Barmy. âIâm told itâs my only flaw.â
Gomerâs beady eyes were joyful. âNow I can rent my tuxedo for the party!â
âWhat party?â Miss Barmyâs voice cooled ever so slightly.
âThe big party at Rodent City. Thereâs a notice on page three. IâmâIâm sure youâll