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"Bond. James Bond."
James Bond, Brits geheim agent bij de MI6 onder de naam 007, is het standaard type spion gemaakt door schrijver Ian Fleming. In 2005 is hij inmiddels door 5 verschillende acteurs in 20 films van EON Productions gespeeld. Het was opgestart door producers Albert R. Broccoli en Harry Saltzman.
Dr. No (1962)
Bond: Moneypenny, what gives?
Moneypenny: Me, given an ounce of encouragement! You never take me to dinner looking like this James. You never take me to dinner period.
Bond: I would you know, only M would have me court-martialled for "illegal use of government property".
Moneypenny: Flattery will get you nowhere, but don't stop trying!
Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral.
From Russia with Love (1963)
(Moneypenny, M, and other officials are listening to Bond's taped interview of Tatiana Romanov)
Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
Goldfinger (1964)
(Een laser gaat Bond in tweeën splijten.)
Bond: I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration.
Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!
Bond: You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly.
Goldfinger: Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years.
Pussy: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
Bond: Playing his golden harp.
Thunderball (1965)
Miss Moneypenny: In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too!
James Bond: His wife probably lost her dog.
Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
(Nadat hij de liefde heeft bedreven met de slechte Fiona Volpe.)
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!
Domino: I don't want him to risk losing you, Bond.
Bond: Well, I don't want to risk losing me, either.
Domino: You have very sharp eyes, Mr. Bond.
Bond: Wait until you get to my teeth.
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
(Tiger laat Bond zien hoe de schietende sigaretten werken)
Tiger: It can save your life, this cigarette.
Bond: You sound like a commercial.
Blofeld: You can watch it all on the TV. Its the last program you're likely to see.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
(Bond vind Tracey in zijn hotelkamer met zijn geweer in haar hand)
Tracy: Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
Bond: I can think of something more sociable to do.
Draco: May I introduce my daughter, Teresa.
Bond: Contessa..!
Tracy: Mr. Bond and I have already met.
Bond: But each time is a renewed pleasure. Madame always makes one feel so welcome!
(Tracy gaat weg)
Draco: She likes you! I can see it.
Bond: You must give me the name of your oculist.
Tracy Draco: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Sir Donald: Tell me commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?
Bond: Well, hardest substance found in nature. They cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girls best friend. That's about it.
M: Refreshing to hear that there is one subject you're not an expert on!
Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
(Na het opblazen van een helikopter)
Mr. Wint: If God had wanted man to fly, Mr. Kidd...
Mr. Kidd: ...He would have given him wings, Mr. Wint.
Mr. Kidd: Well, they're aboard, and I must say, Miss Case is quite lovely. (Mr. Wint staart naar hem) ...For a woman.
Live and Let Die (1973)
Black Cabdriver: Hey, you know where you're going man?
Bond: Uptown, I believe.
Cabdriver: Uptown? You're heading into Harlem man.
Bond: Well, you just keep on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra 20 in there for you.
Cabdriver: Hey man, for 20 bucks I'll take you to a Klu Klux Klan cookup.
(Bond draait een tarotkaart om: De gek)
Solitaire: You have found your self.
Bond: "Harold Strutter, CIA". Where were you when I didn't need you?
Strutter: Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not even with that clever disguise you were wearing.
Bond: Hmm?
Strutter: A white face in Harlem. Good thinking, Bond. Let's get outta here.
(Na een wilde achtervolging met de boot, Felix Leiter legt aan de domme Amerikaanse agent J.W.Pepper uit over Bond)
Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent.
Pepper: SECRET AGENT!!!! On who's side??
Old lady on the plane: Holy shit!
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
(Bond heeft net [[w:lazar|Lazar) ontmoet, de man die o.a. de golden gun heeft ontworpen)
Lazar: My relationship with a client Mr. Bond is strictly confidential, like a doctor or a priest.
Bond: Of course, yet you make guns for fingerless hoodlums, bullets for assassins.
Lazar: Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger.
Bond: Exactly. I'm now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your peace.
Lazar: I have never seen Mr. Scaramanga!
Bond: On a customer bullet basis he must be your best customer.
Lazar: That is true, but unfortunately he seems only to fire them occasionally.
Bond: When was the last... shipment?
Lazar: Mr. Bond, this is impossible, I can not....
(Bond schiet en mist Lazar's lies maar net)
Bond: You're quite right. An inch too low!
Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Jealous husbands, humiliated tailors, outraged chefs. The list is endless!
Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
M: Tell him to pull out!
(Bond gaat haar net verlaten op zijn ski's)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!
Bond: The lady will have a... Bacardi on the rocks.
Anya: For the gentleman, Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred.
Bond: Touché.
Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anya: Every woman for herself, remember?
Bond: Well, after all, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anya: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond.
(Bond krijgt de Lotus van Q en wil wegrijden)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q (zwaait met de deur): Frequently!
Moonraker (1979)
Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.
Hugo Drax: Take good care of Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
Bond: (Duwt Drax in een luchtgat) Take a giant step for mankind.
For your Eyes Only (1981)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Mr Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel! Please!
James Bond: Alright keep your hair on.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Put me down! put me down!
James Bond: Oh you want to get off?
Ernst Stavro Blofeld (valt in een grote schoorsteen): Mr Boooooooooonnnnddddddddddd!
(Een haai komt uit het wrak zwemmen)
Bond: I hope he was dining alone.
(Bond gaat biechten in de kerk)
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Octopussy (1983)
Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!
(Bond en Q zitten in een luchtballon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda: He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?
(Nadat Bond is ontsnapt)
Khamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
(Khan tegenover Bond)
Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.
A View to a Kill (1985)
Max Zorin: Anyone else one want to drop out?
(Een bom ontploft waardoor Stacey Sutton in de afgrond valt)
Stacey Sutton: James! James!
(Zorin's zappelin gaat haar grijpen)
Bond: Stacey, Stacey, behind you! Look out!
Stacey: James!
(Zorin vangt haar) Zorin: Pull her in!
(Bond springt en grijpt het touw)
Max Zorin: Ship's nose is heavy, it must be on the mooring rope.
(Zorin's zappelin gaat op de Golden Gate bridge terwijl Bond nog aan het touw hangt).
Max Zorin: This will hurt him more than me! (gelach)
(Bond maakt het touw vast aan de brug.)
Max Zorin: More, more power!
The Living Daylights (1987)
Koskov: I'm sorry James. For you I have great affection, but we have an old saying: "Duty has no sweethearts"!
Bond: We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it!
(Bond zegt tegen de politie dat ze de (police band?) kunnen komen ophalen) (Politie praat Russisch op de radio)
Kara Milovy: You picked up the police band! It must be an athmospheric anomaly (De politie praat door in het Russisch) Kara: They're looking for a foreign car, a man and a women. Bond: And a cello.
(Een politieauto rijdt naast Bond's auto)
Bond: looks like they've found us (Bond opent de controle knoppen) Police: Pull over to the side and stop! (Bond zwaait en drukt op de knop voor de laser. De auto wordt in tweeën gespleten) (terwijl er rook uit de politieauto komt) Kara Milovy: What happened?
Bond: Salt corrosion!
(Bond and Kara zijn ontsnapt om door iemand anders gevangen genomen te worden. Kamran komt helpen)
Bond: What's going on?
Kamran Shah (voormalig gevangene): I'm telling them that you're not Russians. They will not kill you now.
Kara: Not now... how about later?!!
Bond: Don't worry. They'll save you for the harem.
Woman on Yacht: (in de telephoon) It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. (zucht) If only I could find a real man!
(James Bond heeft net een moord begaan op een brandende vrachtwagen en springt. Hij land op het jacht.)
Bond: I need to use your phone. (neemt hem en zegt:) She'll call you back.
Woman on Yacht: Who are you?
Bond: Bond, James Bond. (in de telefoon) Exercise Control, 007 here. I'll report in an hour.
Woman on Yacht: (bied drankje aan) Won't you join me?
Bond: (in de telefoon) Better make that two.
License to Kill (1989)
(Op de bruiloft)
Della Leiter: Oh James, would you mind. Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake.
Bond: I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.
(Pam is net doodgeschoten door Dario)
Bond: Don't move.
Pam: Relax, it's a bullet proof vest. This kevlar's great.
Bond: Your bloody lucky to be alive.
Pam: It's not luck. It's experience.
Bond: A few inches higher it would have been your head.
Pam: Look, I just saved your life back there. If it wasn't for me you would have been nailed to the wall.
Bond: You saved my life?!
Pam: Yes.
Bond: It's a tough business you picked, Miss Bouvier. Leave it to the professionals.
Pam: Look pal. I was an army pilot. I have flown to the toughest hellholes in South America and I will not have you lecturing me about professionalism.
Sanchez: And there are a lot of people with their hands out.
Kwang: In other words... bribery.
Sanchez: Exactly. You took the words right out of my pocket.
Pam Bouvier: Oh no, it's Heller! (after Heller's corpse comes through a wall impaled on the tines of a forklift truck)
James Bond: Yeah, looks like he came to a dead end.
Goldeneye (1995)
Bond: It's too easy.
Trevelyan: Half of everything is luck, James.
Bond: And the other half?
(Trevelyan laat het alarm af gaan)
Trevelyan: Fate.
(Bond and Caroline, degene die hem moet evalueren, nemen een ritje)
Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride as well as the next girl, but...
(Ze wordt onderbroken doordat Xenia naast haar komt rijden)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl.
(Bond racet tegen Xenia's Ferarri)
Caroline: James, stop it. Stop it. I know what you're doing.
Bond: Really? What's that, dear?
Caroline: You are just trying to show off the size of your... your...
Bond: Engine?
Caroline: Ego.
Bond: We are having a pleasant drive in the country and you got to bring psychology into it.
Caroline: Well, I was just sent here to evaluate you.
Bond: Yeah, well, let's try and put that behind us, shall we?
Tanner: Seems like your hunch was right, 007. Too bad the evil queen of numbers wouldn't let you play it.
Bond: (nadat M van achter Tanner vandaan komt) Ahem!
M: You were saying?
Tanner: No, no, I was just... just...
M: Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr. Tanner I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill - not to break the traffic laws!
Bond: I wouldn't think of it.
(Na een demonstratie van de exploderende pen)
Q: Don't say it!
Bond: The writing's on the wall?
Q: Along with the rest of him.
(Bond raapt een boterham op)
Q: Don't touch that, that's my lunch.
M: If you don't think I have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong.
(Nadat Ourumov vertelt over de ontsnapping van Bond)
Trevelyan: Good for Bond... bad for you.
Natalya: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Natalya: Tell me, are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?
Bond: Thousands. But I only pay them lip service.
Trevelyan: Why can't you just be a good boy and die?
Bond: You first.
Trevelyan: For England James?
Bond: No, for me.
(wanneer Zukovsky de klik van het geweer van Bond hoort) Zukovsky: Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
Bond: Lucky me.
Zukovsky: I think not.
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Moneypenny: Don't ask.
M: Don't tell.
General: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps not. The advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.
Q: Your new BMW. Do you need collision coverage?
Bond: Yes.
Q: Fire?
Bond: Probably.
Q: Property destruction?
Bond: Definitely.
Q: Personal injury?
Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you!
Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again.
(Paris slaat hem in zijn gesicht)
Bond: Now I know. Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words "I'll be right back".
Paris: Tell me James, are you still sleeping with a gun under your pillow?
Carver: There is no news... like bad news.
Carver: The fine line between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
(Nadat Carver, Chakra Torture uitlegt) Bond: I would have thought watching your TV shows were torture enough.
Carver: Save this one till last. When you remove Mr. Bond's heart...he should have enough time to watch it stop beating.
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Renard: One tires of being executed.
James Bond: (in bed met Jones) I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
Zukovsky: I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.
Zukovsky: (ziet een hoed voor een kapitein) Bring it to me!
Elektra King: (pakt de hoed) What a shame, he's just gone.
(Schiet Zukovsky door zijn hoed)
Renard (tegen Bond): Welcome to my nuclear family.
Lachaise: So good of you to come see me, Mr Bond, particularly on such short notice.
James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what has the world come to?
Dr. Christmas Jones: ... but that the world's greatest terrorist is running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my butt.
James Bond: First things first.
Elektra King: You could have had the world.
James Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
James Bond: Family motto.
(Nadat Q zijn opvolger laat zien) James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit. Or at least half of it.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?
James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?
Dr. Christmas Jones: Me!
James Bond: Constructing business is not my speciality.
M: Quite the opposite, in fact.
Dr. Christmas Jones: What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond: We're strictly plutonic!
Dr. Christmas Jones: You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
Zukovsky: Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls.
(De fabriek valt uit elkaar) Zukovsky: The insurance company is never going to believe this.
Elektra King: There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.
James Bond: I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Jones: Was that a Christmas joke?
James Bond: From me? Never.
Zukovsky: Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?
Zukovsky: (tegen Bull) You! Where have you been, you gold encrusted buffoon?
Bull: Sorry, boss, I must have bumped my head.
Zukovsky: Oh, really? Get me out of here. I'll show you what a bumped head feels like.
Q: I've always tried to teach you two things. First: Never let them see you bleed.
James Bond: And the second?
Q: Always have an escape plan. (Q disappears in the floor)
James Bond: Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.
James Bond: I need to know who's in charge here.
Dr. Christmas Jones: That would be me. My name is Dr. Christmas Jones. And don't make any jokes, I've heard 'em all.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes.
M: This will not stand. We will not be terrorized by cowards who will murder an innocent man and use us as the tool.
James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King?
Zukovsky: I thought it was you who was giving her the business.
Elektra King: You don't take "no" for an answer, do you?
James Bond: No.
Elektra King: I hope you know how to ski, then.
James Bond: I came prepared for a cold reception.
Ms. Moneypenny: James! Have you brought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolate? An engagement ring?
James Bond: I thought you might enjoy one of these.
(geeft Ms. Moneypenny een huls voor een sigaar)
Ms. Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
(Bond gooit de sigaar weg)
James Bond: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: Close, but no cigar.
Julietta the Cigar Girl: Would you like to check my figures?
James Bond: Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.
James Bond: Expecting Davidov? He caught a bullet, instead of the plane.
Renard: You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
James Bond: Yeah... not dead enough for me.
James Bond (tegen Renard): I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.
Renard: No hard feelings, Mr. Bond, but we're even. Soon, you'll feel nothing at all.
Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.
(helikopter halveert Bond's BMW)
James Bond: Q's not gonna like this!
(Zukovsky betreed het kantoor en ziet Christmas Jones)
Zukovsky: Who are you, and how did you get in here? I'm going to call Security... and congratulate them, hehehe. Drink?
(Bond vind Zukovsky, Bull, en 2 vrouwen in het casino)
Zukovsky: Bull, give them an inch.
(Bull geeft elke vrouw een hoop geld, en 3 van hen vertrekken)
Zukovsky: And make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?
Bull: I'll see you later, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I see you put the money where the mouth is.
Zukovsky: Mr. Bullion does not trust banks.
James Bond: You would commit suicide for her?
Renard: You forget. I'm already dead.
James Bond: Haven't you heard? So is she.
Terroist: Do you have it? The grease!
James Bond: Of course...
(geeft hem een tas met sportschoenen)
Terrorist: Excellent!
James Bond: She's waiting for you.
Bond: A shadow operation?
M: Remember, 007, shadows always remain in front or behind... never on top.
Elektra (aan de walkie-talkie): Renard? (Tegen Bond) You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Renard: Yes, what is it?
Elektra: DIVE! Bond is...
(Bond schiet haar dood)
Bond: I never miss.
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.
James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again to get Zao out, so I'm going after him!
James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: Hmm... I know the feeling.
Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?
Miranda Frost: Remember, I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not gonna work with me.
James Bond: No?
Miranda Frost: No.
Graves: You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
(Bond trekt aan Graves's touwtje van zijn parachute) James Bond: Time to face gravity!
Mr. Kil: I'm Mister Kil.
James Bond: Well, there's a name to die for.
James Bond: You burned me, and now you want my help?
M: What did you expect, an apology?
Graves: Oh, look! Parachutes for the both of us!
Graves (terwijl hij een van de parachutes weggooid): Whoops! Not any more!
James Bond: I know the rules. And number one is 'no deals'.
James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.
Q: Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
James Bond: Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.
(op het feest in het ijspaleis van Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.
James Bond: What are you? CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello? We're on the same side.
James Bond: That doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and your little friend with the expensive acne.
James Bond: Zao?
Jinx: Yeah, Zao.
M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.
Jinx: Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond: My friends call me James Bond.
Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight.
Mr. Krug: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair!
James Bond: No? (slaat Mr. Krug bewusteloos)
James Bond: You do now.
Graves: So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everything at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.
Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Your mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you.
James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
Jinx (vastgebonden met lasers om haar heen draaiend) Switch it off! Or I'm gonna be half the girl I used to be!
James Bond: So you live to die another day.
Zao: Why do you want to kill me?
Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do.
Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double-O!
James Bond: It's only a number.
Gustav Graves: Are you a gambling man, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: If the stakes are right.
Falco: I hope nobody here is superstitious. That's one big mirror we're about to break.
Gustav Graves: Care to place a bet, Verity?
Verity: No thanks. I don't like cockfights.
James Bond: I'm after a North Korean.
Raoul: A tourist?
James Bond: A terrorist.
James Bond: I'm checkin' out. Thanks for the kiss of life.
Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx (steek een mes in haar buik met het boek "The Art Of War" in Miranda Frost's stomach: Read this!
(Jinx trapt het mes dieper in Miranda Frost's buik
Jinx: Bitch!
James Bond (tegen Zao): You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
(Zao slaat James Bond in zijn buik.)
Zao: How's that for a punch line?
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