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set a secret Question and Answer and be sure to send me the answer.
    As for the lions you can call them any name provided you shout when talking to them and always use the same name. And trained leopards like the one I have for you will wear any clothes you buy for them OK. Please send the money today,
    Jack
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: Nearly back to 100%
    Hello my good friend,
    Thanks so much for your kind words. I have nearly fully recovered from the fall and have just been chilling out ever since. I’ve still got a large bandage on my head however, and am too embarrassed to leave the house as then I’d have to tell people how I got the injury. The boys would love this one. If Tommy Peanuts or Chappy Williams got hold of it I’d not be able to show my face for weeks.
    I should be OK tomorrow and will nip up to the bank then. Just a quick question about the leopard, does it look a bit like this?
    Good luck my friend,
    Bob

    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: URGENT
    HELLO BOB,
    I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING BETTER. I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL, SINCE YOU SAID TODAY YOU WILL BE GOING TO THE BANK PLEASE GO THERE RIGHT AWAY. AS FOR THE LEOPARD THE SKIN ARE ALIKE, THAT’S THE WAY IT LOOKS LIKE, SO PLEASE TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO RECOVER SO YOU CAN BE ABLE TO GO TO THE BANK. I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR REPLY SOONEST.
    THANKS.
    JACK
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: What a Let Down
    Jack,
    I have some bad news my friend. I have just been to the bank and the guy there said that I cannot send you any money as I do not have any in my account. In actual fact, it turns out that I owe them over eight grand. I tried to explain that I needed to send you this money for the lions and the leopard but the guy said I was a fucking lunatic and got the security man to throw me out.
    I’m really sorry Jack, I hope I haven’t wasted your time in any way, I can’t see how I could have, but I’m afraid that the deal is off. Good luck my friend, and good luck with the animals. If they get too much then you’d probably be OK just releasing them?
    Love,
    Bob
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Urgent
    Hello Bob,
    You see do you really still need lions and leopard? I will help you out sending it for you free but what you only have to do is to send just $700 or $500 for shipping it to Scotland.
    If you can go to another bank to send that money to me just take the money from home and tell them you want to send that money through Western Union money transfer to that name i gave to you earlier on. It is easy. Do it today.
    Jack
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Urgent
    Bob?
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    1 . Bob does indeed live near the River Tay, and in some style, but this address does not exist. Just in case anyone was thinking of visiting.
    2 . The Bank of Scotland in Broughty Ferry does not close early on a Wednesday so the staff can go tenpin bowling.
    3 . This is entirely untrue. Dundee’s
Evening Telegraph
newspaper carries a precise reflection of the day’s exchange rates.

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Bob and the Postie
    From: Jean Kitson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Employment Format
    Sir,
    Polysmooth is a UK textile company. We produce and distribute clothing materials worldwide and are looking for people to assist us with a new distribution network.
    MAIN REQUIREMENTS
    18 years or older, legally capable, responsible, to work 3-4 hours per week, with PC knowledge, e-mail and internet experience (minimal).
    And please know that Everything is absolutely legal, that’s why You have to fill a contract! If you are interested, please respond with your details. Thanks for your anticipated action.
    Very Respectfully,
    Mr. President,
    Polysmooth