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will take me some time to find but I think I will first send the four lions and two leopards to you before we proceed with the rest. Bob please send the £1,700 now so I can send the 4 lions and 2 leopards to you. I think one of the lions may talk a little.
    Thanks,
    Jack.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: Sounds good
    Hi Jack, I will pass on the bad news to Frank on the hedgehog front. I’m not sure about a lion that only talks a little, I’d like one that isn’t so shy if possible?
    Bob
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: THIS IS URGENT
    Bob: This is urgent. What is hapening?? I don’t sell animals. I only said I could get some lions to help you. Then you say you need a leopard and I say ok. Now you are saying the lion has to talk? What is this madness? Send me the £1700 that we agreed imeediately.
    Jack
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: Take it easy Jack
    Jack,
    What does the lion say when it talks? I am just checking that it won’t get me into any fights.
    Your servant,
    Bob Servant
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: THIS IS URGENT
    BOB LETS GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THE LIONS AND LEOPARDS ARE HERE WITH ME AT THE BACK OF MY HOUSE THEY ARE FRIENDLY AND ONE OF THE LION TALKS. BOB SEND ME THE £1700 SO I CAN COLLECT THAT MONEY AND SHIP THEM TO YOU.
    JACK
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: Take it easy Jack
    Jack,
    Things are coming along nicely. I just need to know, for Frank’s benefit more than anything –
    What are the names of the lions? (he needs to know what to call them when they are introduced)
    What does the lion say when it talks? (Again, who wants a lion that’ll get them into scraps?)
    The bank is preparing me some forms,
    Bob
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: HERE IS THE INFORMATION
    Hello Bob,
    We have really wasted much time. Anyway, the information you asked for
    1. The lion with more hair is Captain
    2. The lion with black hair is Zoro
    The other two do not have names, you can give them names yourself. And as for the lion that talks it’s ways of talking are strange. It does not pronounce words well it only makes sounds. Hope you understand now.
    Bob the security company has given me a day’s grace. This is very serious, I don’t think you realise what we are about to lose. Let me know when you will send the money and I will give you the info for Western Union.
    Jack
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Jack Thompson
    Subject: All looking good. . .
    Hello Jack,
    Sorry about the delay. I was round at Frank’s earlier and got stuck up a tree whilst chasing a snake, then fell off and banged my head on a chicken. You know what it’s like. Listen Jack, the bank needs to know which account and country the money would be going to? I had extended discussions with Frank at Doc Ferry’s bar this evening and he is absolutely delighted with the way things are going. He wants to know a last couple of things –
    Can he call the other lions ‘FANCY PANTS’, and ‘BRYAN’? Do the leopards sing, and are they willing to wear clothes?
    All the best babes,
    Bob
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    From: Jack Thompson
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: GO TO WESTERN UNION
    Hello Bob,
    Sorry for what happened to you, hope you didn’t get injured. Tell your bank to send the money through Western Union. Money transfer to:
    Name:             
    Country:             
    State/City:             
    Branch:             
    This is my very good friend name and address that is working in the bank. You will have to