secretary â who had finally managed to track him down â informed him that his wife had rung and said she needed to speak to him.
âRing her back, and say Iâll call her as soon as I can,â said Stevenson, who was rather enjoying the heated debate with his students.
The secretary gave him one of those disapproving looks of hers, which always managed to somewhat disconcert him.
âI canât ring her
back
, because sheâs still on the line,â the woman said. âAnd she did tell me it was
urgent
.â
Stevenson shrugged apologetically. âThe joys of married life,â he said to the students, who giggled.
When he reached his office, two minutes later, he was half expecting that his wife would have grown bored with waiting and hung up. But she hadnât.
âWhereâve you been?â Rosemary Stevenson demanded.
âWorking,â her husband told her. âAnd arenât you supposed to be on duty yourself, darling?â
âI
am
on duty,â Rosemary told him. âThatâs why Iâm angry itâs taken you so long to answer the phone.â
âIf Iâd known you were going to ringââ
âListen,â his wife interrupted, âa girlâs gone missing from Whitebridge corporation park â and thereâs a tremendous flap on down here.â
âOh dear. How awful,â Stevenson said with feeling. âI suppose we must all hope that she turns up again soon.â
âIs that all youâve got to say?â his wife demanded.
âI donât think thereâs much more I
can
say, except Iâm surprised that, given the circumstances, youâve found the time to ring me at all.â
âYou donât get it, do you?â his wife asked, with just a hint of hardness to her voice.
âDonât get what, Rosemary?â
âThe girlâs
thirteen
. Chances are, sheâs been abducted by some kind of pervert.â
âOh, I donât think that necessarily follows,â Stevenson said. âThere are lots of other reasons she could have gone missing. She might be the subject of a parental custody battle andââ
âShe isnât.â
âOr perhaps her mother and father donât approve of her boyfriend, and sheâs run off with him. But if that is the case, they wonât get far before they start to see how unrealistic theyâre being.â
âEverybody down at the station thinks this is a sex crime,â Rosemary interrupted him impatiently.
âUnless they have considerably more data than youâve provided me with, I think they must be on very shaky ground to make such a broad assumption,â Stevenson countered.
âThis is your big chance,â his wife told him.
âMy big chance?â Stevenson repeated.
âDCI Charlie Woodendâs in charge of the case,â Rosemary said. âClogginâ-it Charlie, they call him.â
âInteresting. Why do they â¦?â
âBecause instead of keeping his fat arse parked on a seat behind his desk, like most of the other buggers in his position do, he likes to clog it around the scene of the crime.â
Stevenson grimaced, and wished his wife would not resort to such crude language quite so often.
âWell, from what youâve told me, Mr Woodend seems to be the right man for the job,â he said.
âNo,â Rosemary said firmly. âYouâre the
right
man for the job.â
âIâm a theoretician â an academic!â Stevenson protested.
âSo you donât have any patients, or conduct any interviews?â his wife asked sarcastically.
âWell, of course I do. You
know
I do.â
âThen youâre basically involved in the same kind of work as Clogginâ-it Charlie â except that youâve got brains, and he hasnât.â
âReally, darling â¦â
âItâs time you started making a name