fine Dijon mustard. It was now full of quince jam. The cake and jam were a gift from Sarah to Bess, in honor of Bessâs recent birthday.
âHere be some cakes and jam,â she said, handing the packet to Bess, âand the blood. Put it in yer basket anâââ
At that moment, disaster struck again. Sarahâs fingers slipped, the jar dropped to the stone floor, and smashed. The pigâs blood, no longer as fresh as it had been, showered the cat, splashed the hem of Bess Gurtonâs woolen skirt, and puddled, stinking and greasy, on the stones of the hearth.
The cat jumped off Bessâs lap and streaked for the door. Bess cried out and leapt up, knocking over ajar of vinegar and herbs that had been set to steep near the warmth of the fire. The sharp tang of vinegar mingled with the heavy stench of blood.
âOoh!â Harriet moaned, backing away superstitiously. âSpilt blood comes from the divil!â
âStuff anâ nonsense,â Sarah snapped. â âTis just blood anâ vinegar. Git the mop, Harriet, anâ clean it up.â
But Harrietâs face had gone white and her teeth were chattering. She clasped her hands under her chin. âOh, please, Mrs. Pratt, I begââ
âOh, git on wiâ ye,â Sarah said disgustedly. âIâll do it.â She had just fetched the mop when Mudd entered the kitchen, his jaw set, his glance lowering.
âWell, now, Mrs. Pratt, yeâve gone anâ done it,â he said, in the tone he reserved for pointing out Sarahâs errors. In his late twenties, Mudd was young for a butlerâs position. He compensated for his youth by imitating an authority he could scarcely claim from experience.
Sarah turned, mop in hand. âDone wot?â she growled. âAnâ Iâll thank ye to stay away from the hearth, Mr. Mudd. Weâve âad a bit of an accident.â
âThere âas been an accident abovestairs too,â Mudd said. âThe black currant ice was tart as may be.â
âTart?â Sarah cried, disbelieving. âNot my best ice!â
âIt âpears that ye left out the sugar, Mrs. Pratt.â Mudd shook his head sadly. â âEr ladyship was mortâly embarrassed.â
And Sarah Pratt, now completely overwhelmed by tragedies, burst into tears.
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He showed me his bill of fare to tempt me to dine with him; poh, said I, I value not your bill of fare, give me your bill of company.
âJONATHAN SWIFT
Journal to Stella, 1711
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H aving retired to the library with his friends, Charles Sheridan sat back in his comfortable leather chair, an after-dinner brandy at his elbow, and began to tamp his pipe. In his bachelor days he had abhorred dinner parties, but now that he and Kate were married and settled (at least for the time being) at Bishopâs Keep, he found that he enjoyed playing the host. He also found that he much preferred the comfortable library with its shelves of well-thumbed books to the coldly opulent magnificence of the library at Somersworth, where his ancestorsâ gilt-edged volumes gathered dust. He had never taken any particular pride in his baronial heritage, had only been grateful that his elder brother, Robert, had taken the family duties off his hands. But now Robert was dying, and the entire burdenâSomersworth. his brotherâs seat in the House of Lords, the care of his motherâwas about to fall on his reluctant shoulders. He pushed the thought away and glanced tenderly in the direction of Kateâs alcove, where a green velvet drape concealed her desk and typewriter. Perhaps it was her lingering presence which imbued the room with such a comforting warmth, or the memory of their many lively conversations and spirited debates. The company of his wife was a fine thing, her intellect keen, her interests vast and diverse, her insights penetrating, if sometimes illogical.
But tonightâs