question, I believe the answer is yes.â
âComing throughâ¦â a loud voice called from the doorway.
I looked up to see Janice Tilghman charging toward us.
âSnow White,â I said.
Janice perched on the seat next to Glenn and dropped a large Coach bag onto the counter. We had been playmates as children when I visited Aunt Charlotte during the summer. Janice came from a wealthy Eastern Shore family, as did her husband. She had opened her arms and home to me last year when I had been feeling as lost and alien as E.T.
âChocolate,â she said.
âBrownie or espresso bar?â
âBoth.â She glanced over at Glenn. âItâs an emergency.â She eyed his espresso. âI thought you were getting a liquor license, Rose Red.â
I placed the pastries on a small glass plate and set it in front of her. âIâve already got it. But I need a mixologist and/or a sommelier before I can expand our hours to include evenings. I donât know the first thing about making cocktails, let alone selecting a wine list.â
âYou could slip a bottle of Jack under the counter,â Janice said as she bit into the brownie.
âOne of these little concoctions may help,â Glenn said, raising his cup.
âWhat is it?â
âItalian-style espresso,â I said. âWould you like one?â
âYes. Could you slip a Valium in there, too? Oh, and how about a shot of estrogen.â
âMaybe you should make her an espresstrogen,â Glenn said, trying to suppress a smile.
Janice nudged Glennâs arm. âGood one.â She took another bite of the brownie. âDid you make these?â
âKevin Davenport stopped by when I was getting ready to open a few weeks ago and offered to provide me with pastries. I tried one and about fainted.â
âI love that guy.â Janice looked over at Glenn. âHe and his boyfriend, Jake Willows, are the first gay couple to last in Devon County. At least so far. But theyâre pretty dug in.â
âYou donât say?â Glenn said. âAnd so many people I know here are forward thinking.â Glenn sipped his coffee. âI guess it only takes a few.â
âOh, weâre moving forward,â Janice said. âUnfortunately, itâs at the pace of a sloth.â
âSo, tell me,â I said as I started the next espresso, âwhatâs going on with you, girlfriend?â
âPerimenopause.â She pushed her hair from her face. A few damp strands clung to her forehead.
âSounds bad.â
She peered over at Glenn. âIs this too much information?â
He shook his head. âSounds like you need to vent.â
She pointed at Glenn with her thumb. âWas that a play on words?â
Crystal strolled over and stood next to Janice. âI suggest a berry tincture.â
âA what?â Janice wrinkled her nose. âWhatâs a tincture? Sounds painful.â
âItâs like an extract, but itâs made with alcohol.â She leaned in and peered into Janiceâs eyes. âYouâll need to mix it with some black cohosh.â Crystal crossed her arms.
âWellââ Janice reared back from Crystalâs intense gaze. âI like the alcohol part. Vodka?â
âThat will work. Hold out your armâstraight out, and keep it steady.â Janice did as she was told. âNow see if you can resist when I push down on it.â Crystal pushed, and Janiceâs arm collapsed into her lap.
âWhoa,â I said.
âSo what does that indicate?â Glenn said.
âAre you depressed?â Crystal asked Janice.
âCrystal,â I said. âThatâs not reallyââ
âI cry for no reason. Just this morning I was doing the dishes and watching Fox News, and all of a sudden I started bawling like a baby.â
âThereâs the reason,â Glenn said into his