me.
Rocky called it right. I fell in love with Ezekiel Thunder. I just didnât know heâd be the miniature one.
And speaking of Rocky. When I finally made it to my seat next to Rocky and behind Thunder Boyâonly sitting next to Rocky so I could get to that baby!âRocky had the unmitigated gall to say something to me.
âBabe! I didnât know you were possessed .â
Following the style of my great-grandmother and namesake, Amanda Bell Brown, I didnât dignify that with an answer.
I smacked him upside his head.
chapter three
T HE WOMAN holding little Baby Thunder in front of us in the âHoly Ghost rowâ certainly didnât look young enough to be his mother. The honey-colored older black woman, much more elegant than the crazed usher, appeared old enough to be a great-grandmother to the child. She wore her salt-and-pepper hair in a neat chignon. Her suit, a cream-colored poly blend, sparkled from the intricate beadwork sewn across the trim. She seemed to engage the toddler as needed, but the furrow in her brow and her craned neck indicated a greater interest in the action going on around the childâs father.
She didnât even seem to notice when I leaned forward and whispered my name to the captivating baby. â You ,â I told him, âcan call me Bell.â He slapped his chubby hand to his lips and chortled, whipping his head back and forth with baby glee.
I didnât see anyone seated nearby who seemed to have motherly interest in the little boy, so I glanced up at the makeshift stage.
Aha. There, without a doubt, young Madam Thunder sat on a first-lady chair. The huge, ornate, ugly-as-sin monstrosity seemed to coordinate with a similar, equally hideous bigger pieceof furniture next to it. Honestly, a pair of matching electric chairs held more appeal than that set of his-and-her thrones, or whatever they were. The chairs seriously activated my gag reflex, and my mother would have died on the spot if sheâd laid eyes on them.
I gazed at Mrs. Thunder. She looked like a teenaged girl, with her flawless café au lait skin. Her auburn hair had been teased to impossible heightsâa frightening eighties throwback. I had to admit, she had a figure to die for. She was not turn-your-head beautiful in the face, and Iâd seen better makeup on the dead, but the outfit she wore shouted âhigh maintenanceâ as earnestly as a roomful of Pentecostals shouted, âGlory.â
She certainly didnât look old enough to be the fallen intern. I doubted if she had even been born yet during that season of Thunderâs life. I would have said the man had had a recent, raging midlife crisis, only heâd passed midlife by now. He knew better. The old goat!
Iâm sorry, Lord . I had that whole calling-people-animal-names thing down pat. All this judgment! Rocky had assessed me well when he told me I could be a little judgmental. A little?
I mumbled another lame âSorryâ to God, but I still felt reluctant to release the flurry of criticism storming through my head. Those barbs served as a powerful defense mechanism.
I shot a look at Rocky, now in ardent worship as Thunderâs velvet voice rang out, âGreat Is Thy Faithfulness.â
I marveled at Rocky and his own faithfulness. He may get a little smart-mouthed, but he never strays from honesty given with a hearty dose of love. He knew what it meant to forgive folks their debts. I could only imagine what Thunder must owepeople, including Rocky, but my former pastor responded to the man as if he were Christ himselfâsinless. I sensed not a hint of judgment from Rocky. And I donât think he could have looked more radiant if weâd been at a Billy Graham crusade. He shone like a polished rockâno pun intendedâand that brightness of spirit had to be Godâs love.
Rocky loved him some Jesus, and nothing would diminish that, but he also loved Ezekiel Thunder. And