yourselves. Iâll be back soon.â
âSay hi to Mr. Spier for me,â I called.
âI will!â Mom dashed off, waving over her shoulder, and climbed into her car.
I closed the front door and stood around in the hall with my jacket on, trying to warm up. Then I walked through the living room and collected the things that didnât belong there: a can of hair spray, a bicycle pump, a jar of instant coffee, and a ladle. Sometimes I thought our entire house (except for my room) was like one big game of Whatâs Wrong with This Picture?
I put the hair spray, the pump, the coffee, the ladle, and Momâs earring away. In our dark little kitchen, I lifted the lid on the double boiler and peeked inside. I sniffed. I poked at the stuff with a fork.
âHey, Jeff ââ I started to shout.
âItâs Leftover Stew,â he called from the den, before I had even asked the question.
Oh, gross. Ew, ew, ew. Leftover Stew.
I checked our freezer. âHey, Jeff!â I shouted again.
âThereâs all-natural frozen meatless pizza,â he replied. âCouldnât we have that?â
âDefinitely.â I popped the frozen pizza in the oven. Then I wandered into the den.
My brother was sprawled on the sofa, watching a cartoon show. âWhatâre you going to do with the stew?â he asked.
âPut it back in the fridge. Maybe Mom will eat it.â
âI wish we had a dog,â Jeff said. âDogs love leftovers.â Jeffâs eyes never left the TV screen.
I returned to the kitchen and checked the pizza. Then I sat down at the table and tried to begin my homework, but I couldnât concentrate. I got up and walked slowly through our house.
I didnât care that it was dark or that the roomswere small or that everything was low down. I thought it was cozy. I was glad, however, that the kitchen and the bathrooms had been remodeled. Actually, I was glad to have bathrooms at all. The old outhouse was still in our backyard, at the edge of the property. I had looked in it once. Yick. Dark, dusty, and full of cobwebs. A Colonial kitchen might have been fun â but not very practical. I wondered how long it would take to bake a pizza in a fireplace.
Ding!
The oven timer went off.
âHey, Jeff, itâs pizza!â I yelled.
Jeff dragged himself away from the TV while I went back to the kitchen. I returned the Leftover Stew to the refrigerator. Jeff got out plates, napkins, forks, and the salad.
We sat down across from each other. I was starving.
No sooner had I lifted a piece of steaming, spicy, melty pizza to my mouth than the phone rang.
I looked at Jeff. He was faster than I. Heâd already gotten the pizza
in
his mouth. He looked at me.
âWould you puh-
lease
get the phone?â I pleaded. The pizza smelled so good it was making me dizzy.
âMphhhyrst?â Jeff asked. Heâd taken the biggest bite in the history of the world.
âNever mind.â With a gigantic sigh I put the pizza back on my plate. I answered the phone on the fourth ring.
âHi, itâs me,â said Mary Anneâs voice. âWhat are you doing?â
âEating dinner,â I replied. My mouth was watering.
âOh. I just ate. I had a sandwich. What are you eating?â
âPizza. Hey, I should have asked you over so you wouldnât have to eat alone.â
âThatâs okay. Maybe next time. Listen, I had a great idea. Do you want to help me redo my room?â
âSure! That would be fun. Hey! You know what?â
âWhat?â asked Mary Anne.
âWeâve got some stuff I bet you could use. Our house in California was bigger than this one, and weâve got cartons of things up in the attic that we donât have room for. I know there are a few posters somewhere. And thereâs this neat reading lamp that used to be in my room. And probably some pillows, too.â
âDoesnât your mom want