beneath him. The moment he heard, with horror, of the young Earlâs death he had realized that the new Earl and his Countess might not be up to par. Quite how stupendously below par they would turn out to be he had not for a moment suspected.
âThe point I tried to make at our last meeting,â he said, with what he felt was heroic patience, âwas that in these matters there is something more tobe considered, something more than mere money. There are the family obligations, as custodians over the centuries of part of the nationâs artistic and architectural heritage. This is one partâ one part, onlyâof what we understand by the phrase noblesse oblige. It is this obligation that noble families like your own strive to uphold in these admittedly difficult times.â
âNot all of them they donât,â returned the Earl triumphantly. âDo you think I havenât read in the papers about that lot that live in the South of France and are selling the old âome bit by bit and living off the proceeds like pigs in clover? And I donât blame âem either. The nation canât have it both ways: you canât slam on death duties and income tax and wealth tax and I donât know what, and then scream ânoblesser bleegeâ when the people whoâve got the stuff want to cash in their chips and get what they can while the goingâs good.â
âOf course we would not disagree about death dutiesââ
âIâm damn sure we wouldnât. And another thing: when you talk about âthe national heritageâ and all that rot, how come this place was only open to the public one day a year in the old Earlâs time, eh?â
âEr . . . the old Earl felt . . .â
âWell now, Iâm going to hand it to you straight: this is one nobless that isnât going to bleege. I donât owe no favours to the Chancellor of the Exchequer, nor to the nation. Neither the one nor the other has ever done any great favour to me. Iâll be forking out enough from this little lot as it is.â
âTrue, I canât deny it. There is, of course, the option of offering Chetton to the National Trust,â murmured Mr Lillywaite, following that line of thought reluctantly. âBut Iâm afraid that, even were you to do that, you would also have to offer it a considerable sum to cover the upkeep.â
The Earl stared at him in disbelief.
âYou must be joking.â
The lawyer did not pursue that option.
âI suppose,â he said, âit will be necessary to offer the nation certain works of art, in lieu of death duties.â
The Earl looked suspicious.
âDoes that mean theyâll be getting them on the cheap?â
âAs a rule the sum agreed is rather less than the piece would fetch on the open market.â
âForget it. Sell to the highest bidder, and then pay the death duties.â The Earl stopped in his tracks. Talk with Mr Lillywaite always made him feel âbadgeredâ. He had felt the same way, not long before, when he had beenquestioned after a road accident by the police. It brought out all his usually latent aggression and pig-headedness. âHere,â he said, turning to the lawyer with a look of intense suspicion on his face, âyouâre not in the pay of the Chancellor or something, are you?â
Mr Lillywaite screwed up his face in an expression of pain and outrage, as if he had been accused of frequenting a credit-card brothel.
âLord Ellesmere, I am merely trying to serve youâand the good name of your familyâas best I can, in difficult circumstances. As I have done, and my father before me, all our working lives.â
âOkay,â said the Earl, speedily appeased, and equably resuming his walk, âno offence. But from now on Iâd be happier if you served me and let the familyâs good name take care of itself. The