whatever you want. Now are you going to quit that dead-end job in Casino Royale, Mississippi? Move home and quit burning up the road?â
Despite her irritation with a certain pig-brained private investigator, Natalie felt like dancing around the room. âIâll go home and type up my resignation as soon as we finish eating. Just wait âtil I tell Mom.â She cut a piece of meat off a bone with her knife and fork.
âHowâs your mama doing these days?â Daddy casually picked up his glass and slurped.
Natalie gave him a sharp look. âBusy as ever. Why?â
âI just happened to remember itâs her birthday this weekend. You might tell her I wish her a happy fiftieth.â
Her parents had been divorced for fifteen years, but neither of them forgot birthdays or anniversaries. Natalie had no basis for comparison, of course, but that always struck her as a little abnormal.
âWhy donât you tell her yourself? Sheâd be glad to hear from you.â
âOh, I donât know.â Daddyâs florid complexion turned even redder. âShe never had time for me, even when we were married.â
âShe asked about you the other day.â What her mother had said was, âTell your dad if he canât pay Nick and Ninaâs tuition next semester, Iâm going to pull them out and send them to UT Knoxville, where they can get my alumni scholarship.â Natalie saw no need to stir up bad blood.
Daddy took the bait. âDid she now?â He looked pleased. âThink Iâll give her a call tonight.â
Natalieâs romantic heart melted into a puddle. Her father was still in love with her mother. Aw. Lord, you could work that thing out, if you had a mind to.
Too bad her own love life stunk like week-old cabbage.
The attractive crooked smile of Matt Hogan flashed through her brain. Oh, no you donât , she told herself sternly. We are not going there.
He was Some Pig.
Oink.
âMatthew Hogan, you are a certified pig,â said Tootie Sheehan. His landlady stood in his kitchen door, holding an apple pie in one hand and a mop in the other. Ethel Mertz on steroids.
Matt, sitting at the table inhaling a bowl of Special K, glanced at the pile of dishes overflowing the sink and at the trash can stuffed with empty TV dinner boxes and discarded junk mail. He hadnât been home for nearly three months except to eat and sleep. And heâd been out of town a good chunk of that time, hanging out with his parents in northern Illinois.
âIf it bothers you, Tootie, you can stay downstairs.â Matt punched a button on the laptop in front of him to launch his email program. He pretended to ignore the domestic divaâs glare.
Nostrils flared and mop brandished, she advanced into the room and set the pie on the counter. âI should take this pie back downstairs and feed it to the dog.â
âDonât you dare.â Matt turned in alarm. âHe already waddles like a pregnant hippo.â
âNow thereâs a visual to keep you awake at night.â Tootie looked over Mattâs shoulder. âSpeaking of pregnant, have you written to your sister since she had the baby?â
âI called her last night.â Matt closed the email program and shut the laptop. âHow did you know she had a baby?â
âI saw the sack from Babies âRâ Us in the backseat of your car. Unless thereâs something youâre not telling me, I figured it had to be for Cicely.â
âWhy donât you come to work for me? Youâre a better snoop than any PI I ever met.â
âIs that a compliment?â Tootie grinned at him, throwing a web of wrinkles into play at the corners of her shoe-button brown eyes. âRetired school teachers are the most observant folks on the planet.â
âI suppose youâd have to be.â Matt got up to hunt through the dishes in the sink for a fork. âI ate