appealing.
âThat dog will never learn.â
Pewter tapped her skull with one extended claw.
âDog brains.â
Mrs. Murphy jumped over to the window over the kitchen sink.
âThey're coming inside. Off the table.â
Pewter waited until she heard the screen door slam before leaving the table.
âHi, kids,â Harry greeted her cats, who ignored her.
âMake her suffer for leaving us here.â
Mrs. Murphy stalked into the living room.
Pewter, knowing some manner of food would be placed on the table, decided to be mildly friendly.
Harry spied the cat hair on the table and wiped it off with a wet dishrag. âYou were on the table.â
âWas not,â
Mrs. Murphy called from the living room.
âWas too,â
Tucker tattled.
âShut up, you little brownnose,â
Mrs. Murphy yelled at the dog.
âBlair, thank you again for letting me drive a dream.â She opened the refrigerator door, removing corn bread and butter. Not that she had made the corn bread; Miranda had given her a big pan of it Friday after they left work.
âAny time.â
âOh, I forgot to tell you. Susan drove by while I was waiting for you and the sheriff. She said Ned expects you in the First Virginia for reenactment at Oak Ridge.â
âI'll call him.â
âI didn't know you were into that battle stuff.â
âI'm not. They're short of bodies.â
âIsn't it expensive to get the gear?â
âYeah, but I can't complain if I've just bought a Turbo, can I?â He laughed. âSome of these guys are a little extreme, but I'm looking forward to it.â
âExtreme?â
Mrs. Murphy sardonically replied as she walked back to the kitchen, pointedly not paying attention to Harry.
âThey're a quart low.â
âI think it's fascinating.â
Tucker sat down on Blair's foot.
âYou think anything's fascinating that has dead bodies in it.â
âWell, dogs eat carrion. That's what they're for, I guess.â
Pewter pressed against the refrigerator door.
âNature's garbage collectors.â
âPeople hang out deer for a few days,â
Tucker rejoined.
âBetter gut them the minute you kill them or you'll have some terrible-tasting deer.â
Mrs. Murphy wasn't fond of venison, but she could eat it if prepared in buttermilk.
Pewter moved back to the table.
âThere aren't going to be any dead bodies at the reenactment, just people pretending to be dead.â
âThe way things have been going, the commission meeting coming up might have a few dead bodies.â
Tucker giggled.
Pewter turned her full attention on Harry, who had set out some thinly sliced roast beef.
âStay on the floor.â Harry read her mind, not difficult under the circumstances.
âOne teensy piece,â
Pewter begged.
âMe, too.â
Tucker had been transformed into Miss Adorable.
âNo,â Harry said, but without much oomph.
âShe'll weaken if you sit by the chair.â
Pewter hurried to get on Harry's right side.
âYou say that every time.â
The tiger cat laughed but she hurried to Blair's side, figuring he'd weaken before Harry.
âI had no idea that Sir H. Vane-Tempest pestered Sheriff Shaw so often.â
âTempest in a teapot is what Miranda calls him.â Harry stuck her knife into a pot of creamy homemade mustard. âBut Archie's picking fights with everyone. Even though he and H. Vane seem to be in a phase of political agreement. He's even fighting Mim.â
âNot a smart move.â
âGetting on the wrong side of Sir H. isn't smart either. His net worth is more than the gross national product of Chile.â
âMrs. Murphy, what do you know about H. Vane?â
Tucker never took her eyes off Harry's hands.
âHe doesn't have cats or dogs, which bespeaks an empty life.â
Blair dropped her a sliver of roast beef, which she daintily ate.
âAre you going to the