unpacked.â
Mom turned around, her lips pressed tightly together. But Dad laughed it off. âSure we will. And a dragon too. And brownies riding unicorns.â
âYou brought brownies?â Carter asked, rubbing his stomach.
Angelo elbowed him. âHeâs talking about the little people, not the snack. And, from what Iâve read, most of them live in Scotland. So the idea of seeing one of them hereâespecially riding a unicornâis rather preposterous.â
âNot any more preposterous than running into a large, hairy creature that doesnât exist,â Dad said.
Angelo shook his head and clucked his tongue against the roof of his mouth, but didnât say anything more.
âLook!â Dad hooted as he drove the car off the road into a small gravel lot. âWe made it!â He pulled forward and the carâs headlights illuminated a dirt clearing with a rock fire pit and a few logs dragged up beside it.
Nick leaned over the seat to get a closer look. âThis is it?â
Dad pulled the car a little farther in and bumped against a wooden sign. He waved his hands at the tall redwoods surrounding them. âItâs magnificent. Look at those trees. Theyâve got to be five hundred years old at least.â
Mom frowned. âThere are no picnic tables. No bathrooms. I donât even see a water spigot. What kind of campground is this?â
âThe best kind.â Dad opened his door and drew in a deep breath. âSmell that fresh air? No crowds. No RVs. No blasting stereos. Makes you wonder why we even considered being packed in like sardines with those ancient butterfly watchers.â
Nick stepped out of the car and looked around. The air did smell goodâsort of like Christmas trees. And it definitely wasnât crowded. In fact, as far as he could tell they were the only ones there. âAre you sure this place is open?â he asked, staring into the darkness. Beyond the car, there wasnât another light anywhere. What kind of campground had no lights, no tables, and no people?
âDude, this is sweet!â Carter said, bounding out of the car. âLetâs go see if we can find Bigfoot tracks.â
âHold on now,â Dad said. âYou donât want to go running off in a place like this. These woods go for miles. You could get lost.â
âOr eaten,â Angelo said under his breath.
âShouldnât there be a ranger or something?â Mom asked as she stretched her legs. âWhere do you check in and pay your fees?â
âI imagine a ranger will come around at some point.â Dad grabbed a flashlight out of the car and pointed it at the weathered sign that was now tilted into a pine tree from where heâd bumped it with the car.
Nick walked up beside his dad and stared at the words painted on the dark wood. Gefahr! Bleiben Sie weg! Kein Campingplatz! Wandern, angeln und jagen verboten!
âI think itâs German,â Angelo said.
âWhat does it say?â Carter asked. âIf it mentions anything about sausages and sauerkraut, Iâm there.â
âDonât ask me,â Mom said. âI took four years of French.â
Dad scratched the back of his neck. âI took a year of German in high school. But mostly so I could sit by Hannah Holmes. What a cutie she was. The only thing I memorized was â Möchten Sie ins Kino gehen Samstagabend? â âWould you like to go to the movies Saturday night?â Unfortunately every time I asked her, she said nicht .â
Mom glared at him.
âLet me try translating it,â Angelo said. He typed the phrase into his iPad before shaking his head. âDarn. No service.â
âLook,â Carter said, pointing to one of the words. â Campingplatz. Could that mean camping?â
âSure,â Dad said. âI think thatâs right. Maybe I got more out of that German class than I thought. Iâm