you fat just by looking at the shelves in it. Cakes, pies, schnitzel you name it they've got it." Haley laughed. “ Sooooooo," Abigail said. "Let’s talk about Dale Richmond.” Haley closed her eyes with a petulant sigh. She rested the rear portion of her skull against the spine of the couch. "Let's not," Haley said. “ Yes let's," Abigail said. She turned away from the TV and looked at Haley. "Did he ask you out yet? Because I know he likes you. He missed that mad dunk in gym class yesterday because he was looking at you.” Haley opened her eyes. She looked at Abigail. "He was not looking at me." "He was too. He's going to ask you out. He likes you! He's always posting on your FB wall and commenting on your academic reviews on Goodreads. You like the same books he does and you like him too." "I don't know." "You two would be great together. I bet he asks you to the Spring Fling Dance. You know I saw this vid on YouTube of him dancing last year in the parking lot. You know freestyle? And well he can really dance. And you can too so hey. You might as well go out." "I don't want to go to the Spring Fling Dance. And we don’t know if Dale likes me. I mean, a lot of girls like him. I mean, have you seen some of the stuff they put on his FB wall. It's like. Pornographic." "Not really. Well a few times but not too many but don't worry about his wall. Dale likes you!" "No. what happened in gym class was just him being clumsy." "Dale is the cap of the basketball team! He never misses baskets!" "Everyone has an off game day." "Haley, boys like Dale don't miss baskets looking at girls they don’t' like! Hoops is like their life. Well, that and picking up chicks but you're like totally gf material. So when he asks you out don't run this time. Stay. Smile and talk to him." "What are you talking about?" "He was sooooo going to ask you out today after Lit class but you like ran for the lockers as soon as the bell rang." "So? Lit is our last class." "So? You don’t' usually run out like that. I think it's because you saw him coming over to you. Carrying your favorite book. It was so romantic. Well it could've been if you didn't go all Speed Racer on us." "Abbie, Dale was carrying a Kindle." "So? I’m sure he had your favorite book on it." "Ugh." "And then after you like knocked over a desk and shoved Amy Carter and Susie Phelps out of your way when you bolted for the door..." "I didn't knock over any desks!" "Everyone was like what ? And I was like I know why she did that. And Dale, well. Dale looked so hurt. See look..." Abigail pulled her cell from her pocket. She moved closer to Haley and held the screen near her friend's shocked face. The fluctuating image of a vid flashed across the screen. The sound of loud conversation, laughter and loud banging noises poured from the device. Haley slapped at the cell phone and she looked at Abigail. "You taped that?" Haley asked. "Yeah. I was testing out that new App you sent me and I like hit record by mistake. Well, okay you didn't knock over a desk but you did like rush out of there right before Dale was like coming to you. Hmm…interesting." "Abbie…" "Don’t worry. I won't put it on YouTube. Deleting it now." Abigail tapped at her phone. "Thank you," Haley said. Abigail slid her phone inside her pocket. She smiled at Haley. "You're welcome. And I really think you should give Dale a chance. He's cute, smart, funny and nice. And he likes those boring books that you just can't get enough of. "What boring books?" "Nothing. Your shelf on Goodreads is like totally excitement and stuff. And you should really like talk to Dale. He likes you. Trust me on this." "I dunno, Abbie." "Haley, he's gonna ask you out. You should say yes. Oh, and if I'm not maid of honor at your wedding I'm slashing your tires." "Abbie…" "Just kidding." "Can we talk about something else please?" "Yeah, Matt Grayson asked me out." "Really? When?" "Today at lunch. He