stopped when he caught sight of the smaller lettering under the name on the frosted glass. He pushed the door open wider and looked at it. It read portals unlimited.
âCome in, Mr. Dumbrowsky.â
Max looked around. Seated at a table in a far corner of the office was a pint-size kid, looking no older than eighteen, dressed in faded jeans and a tie-dyed T-shirt. His hair was a bit long and mussy, and his general scruffy appearance went well with a face that was aggressively nondescript, tending toward the feral. He was hunched over the terminal of a personal computer, hunting and pecking at the keyboard with long fingers, eyes fixed on the CRT screen.
âYouâre probably wondering what âPortals Unlimitedâis all about,â the kid said.
âHow did you know it was me?â
Hochstader stopped typing, looked over at Max, and grinned impishly. âJust a stab in the dark. Thought it might be you banging around out there. Come on in. Iâm ready to help you.â
Max sauntered in. Hochstader gestured to a chair, and Max, having nothing really better to do, sat down.
âYouâre Hochstader? Doctor Hochstader?â
âThatâs me. Actually, the degree is kind of honorary.â Hochstader stopped Maxâs next utterance with a raised hand. âYouâre going to say I look young.â
Max shrugged, nodding. No denying it.
âI have one of those faces that donât age. Iâm a lot older than I look.â
Max studied him. âYou canât be any older than twenty-five. Whatâs your degree in?â
âUh, computer science. Why?â
Max laughed. âAnd youâre a licensed psychotherapist?â
âNo, I donât do psychotherapy. I donât have patients, I have clients. And I get results for them.â
âClients, eh?â Max took a sip of Coke, looking around at the office. It was a mess; boxes and piles of computer printouts littered the floor. Otherwise the place was a shabby dump; but that accurately described the office building it was in.
âOkay, so youâre not a therapist. What about these radical new techniques you mentioned? I have to warn you, Iâve seen and done just about everything.â
Hochstader resumed typing. âI think I can surprise you, Max. You donât mind if I call you Max?â
âGo right ahead. What is it, biofeedback?â
âNope.â
âA new kind of exercise?â
âNo.â
âSome new diet?â
âHardly.â
âDrugs.â
âUh-uh. Max, youâre never going to guess it. Iâll have to show you.â
âSo show me. But why canât you tell me?â
âWell, my technique involves travel between alternate worlds.â
Max choked on his soda.
âParallel universes, alternate time tracks,â Hochstader went on, âcall âem what you will. âAspectsâis what we in the trade call them.â
âUh, yeah,â Max said warily, rubbing his throat.
âOh, I realize you donât believe me, but if you wait just a second, Iâll give you a free demonstration.â
Max studied him. This twerp had the look of a high-school dropout. P.Hd. , indeed.
Characters danced across the CRT. Presently, Hochstader stabbed a final key and looked up at the result. âRight,â he said. He slapped the desktop, stood up, and strode past Max. âFollow me for a free demonstration.â
Like flies to dung, Max thought. I always seem to attract them. He shrugged helplessly and followed Hochstader into a dark adjoining office. The twerp walked straight on through to the far wall, where a curtain hung in an arch. Light came from beyond it.
Hochstader held the curtain open for Max. âGo on in.â
Max passed through and stopped in his tracks, disoriented.
He found himself in an immense Gothic chamber of dark gray stone, its high ceiling complexly vaulted. The place was filled with odd