weeks.
Only
ONLY. Three. Weeks.
but Dallas is in one.
Â
ONLY your stomach is shattered
and your dreamâs undone.
Â
ONLY not playing soccer
makes the pain seem severe.
Â
ONLY your eyes canât conceal
tear after tear.
Â
ONLY your ship is sinking
and youâll miss all the fun.
Â
ONLY. Three. Weeks.
but Dallas is in one.
The End
when a horse breaks
its leg,
the bone shatters
the nerves, the living tissue
canât heal
âcause thereâs not
enough blood supply.
There is no recovery
from that type of
damage.
Â
Itâs over.
they may as well
put you down.
TV Therapy
Mercy General has six
ESPN channels, but
this does not impress your dad.
This Sucks
T ottenham is playing Arsenal but you switch to
H
awaii Five-O,
âcause watching
fútbol
will only
I rritate you, remind you of what youâre missing. Room
S ervice brings you cold soup, and just before
S teveâs motherâs murderer is revealed, Dad turns it off.
U ncool, Dad, you say.
Youâre not going to binge on
C
op shows or ESPN all day,
he says. Dad, the boredom is
K illing me.
Maybe you should read,
he adds, and
S lides his dictionary closer to you.
New Rules
You get five TV minutes
for each page read.
Does it have
to be
your
book?
It does not.
Mom kisses you goodbye
Sleep tight,
Nicky,
she says, and
they both walk out.
He stops
at the door, turns around,
like he forgot something,
and just stares
at you.
Â
Books are fun, Nicholas,
he says,
theyâre like
amusement parks
for readers.
Â
Yeah, well, maybe
they would be fun
if I got to pick
the rides
sometimes, you answer, your eyes
Â
glued to
the W
s.
The Next Morning
The nurse asks if she can get
you anything. Bacon, eggs,
and french fries, please, you reply.
Breakfast
Thirty minutes later, she
returns with buttered wheat toast,
cherry yogurt, and Coby.
Conversation with Coby
Hey, Nick. Whatâs up?
The sky.
Â
I saw your mom and dad in the lobby.
Yeah, they never leave. Itâs annoying.
Â
I think they were arguing.
Why you say that?
Â
âCause your mom wasnât talking, and your dad didnât look happy.
He never looks happy.
Â
True. I was gonna come earlier, but my mom said you needed your rest.
What I need is some real food.
Â
True.
Pernellâs an idiot. I shoulda done something.
Â
. . .
. . .
Â
Sorry about that tackle. I was going for the ball.
Yeah, I know. I woulda scored. We woulda won.
Â
I donât think so.
You got booked?
Â
Yeah, ref threw me out.
Sorry about that.
Â
Howâs the stomach?
Itâs feeling better. The foodâs disgusting.
Â
That sucks.
Yeah . . . Howâd you get here?
Â
My dad.
Really?
Â
Yeah, heâs coming to the Dallas Cup.
. . .
Â
Sorry you canât come, Nick.
Good luck.
Â
Iâll bring you something back.
Bring me a jersey or a ball.
Â
Iâll get my dad to buy us some swag. Definitely.
Coby, you miss him a lot?
Â
Not really. We talk all the time, and I see him every summer.
Oh.
Â
I know itâs kinda hard right now, but youâll get used to it.
. . .
Â
Hey, Man U is playing Arsenal. Letâs watch.
Canât.
Â
Huh?
Canât watch TV, uh, right now.
Dear Skip
Mac
Â
You can find me hereâ
Â
Iâm
Â
imprisoned,
Â
trapped
Â
by a
verbomaniac
Â
and locked
Â
far
Â
from fun,
Â
from freedom.
Â
Will you
Â
PLEASE bust me out?
Â
Save me from
Â
this madhouse of
Â
Boredom and
Â
Weird Words.
Â
Bring a decent book
Â
ASAP.
Â
PS. Please make it a thin book with a lot of white space on the page. Thanks!
Rapprochement *
In the middle of Scrabble
the nurse comes in
to take your
blood pressure
for the third time
today.
Â
Out of nowhere
Mom starts crying
and